Pokémon Shipping
I swear I'll post something meaningful later. But just to break the silence, I thought I'd share some disturbing (and some thankfully not so) Pokémon shippings.
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DaddyShipping. The name was coined by the belief that Professor Oak may be Ash Ketchum's dad, and if they believed that, I really don't know why they think they should be a couple. There is an incredible ammount of incestuous relationships in the Pokéfandom that I never, ever want to think about. *tears eyes out*
BreastShipping. Umm, the name.. and.. Mayxher mother? WTF?
AltoShipping. I read a fanfiction about this. Beastiality much? Although both Latias and Latios can apparently transform into humans.
CatShipping. Mewtwo x Mew. Heh.
ChoosenShipping. Blue (the girl with the Wartortle, not the Gary-look-alike) and Silver! Wh00t. *hopes she can find RedxYellow*
GrantedShipping. Yellow and Lance!? Why not Giovanni and Yellow, while you're at it?
.. *hopes nobody takes her word seriously*
KrazyShipping. "Though Meowth, along with Jessie and James, is actively trying to capture Pikachu for Giovanni, there have been a few hints that he may harbour secret feelings for Pikachu. For example, in the episode Bound for Trouble!, Meowth and Pikachu are handcuffed together and lost by themselves. While Pikachu takes many opportunities to harass Meowth, Meowth actually tries to be nice to Pikachu."
I remember that!
.. still. Wut.
LilacShipping is Nurse Joy x Officer Jenny. Haha XD
MasumiShipping. "It is well-established that Misty likes "younger men", and this is a slightly amusing look at how young she would go."
Max? Oh God.
PikaShipping. Ash and Pikachu. Aww!
Shellshipping. Gary and May - "The two have not yet met in the anime, so there are no hints for the shipping. Despite this, it still has supporters." SERIOUSLY. What the heck is wrong with these people!?
SpecialShipping. RED X YELLOW.
"The only actual shippy hint in this arc takes place at the end, when Yellow finds that a piece of her Caterpie's String Shot is tied around both her and Red's pinky fingers, causing her to blush and freak out..."
LIES! How about the fact that she went on an entire adventure that spanned over four volumes just to save Red, eh? EEHH?
TeamShipping. Ash's Bulbasaur and Squirtle, because unlike Charmander, they haven't evolved yet. Haha XD
ContestShipping is Drew x May. I admit I haven't watched anything but the first fifteen minutes of the first episode of the sub, but I read about Drew and I think they're a nice couple. =D
ElderShipping is Delia and Professor Oak. They are shown together a lot, but, uh.. okay.
RainbowShipping. Red and Green (the Gary-look-alike). HURHUR BUT WE ALL KNOW SPECIALSHIPPING PWNZ IT. It's weird how they don't have a name for GreenxBlue (although I'm not big on that), even though they have something for CharmanderxEevee.
ExtremityShipping - Gary, His Left Hand, & His Right Hand.
... DUDE THAT'S HILARIOUS XD
LolitaShipping. Misty and Professor Oak OH GOD WTF.
MainCharacterShipping. Ash and Hazel!? They're from different fandoms! XD Plus, Hazel spends the entire manga series trying to get Almond to like her.
RaltsShipping. Wally and Ruby. What? I thought RubyxSapphire was completely canon. Ruby even sewed clothes for her! Hell, they're holding hands and standing next to each other in nearly all of the covers. There's even a BluexSapphire thing, but no RubyxSapphire, which was clearly canon!? I question the sanity of the Pokémon fanbase.
BoulderShipping. Brock and Ash. lolol.
I'm done.
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DaddyShipping. The name was coined by the belief that Professor Oak may be Ash Ketchum's dad, and if they believed that, I really don't know why they think they should be a couple. There is an incredible ammount of incestuous relationships in the Pokéfandom that I never, ever want to think about. *tears eyes out*
BreastShipping. Umm, the name.. and.. Mayxher mother? WTF?
AltoShipping. I read a fanfiction about this. Beastiality much? Although both Latias and Latios can apparently transform into humans.
CatShipping. Mewtwo x Mew. Heh.
ChoosenShipping. Blue (the girl with the Wartortle, not the Gary-look-alike) and Silver! Wh00t. *hopes she can find RedxYellow*
GrantedShipping. Yellow and Lance!? Why not Giovanni and Yellow, while you're at it?
.. *hopes nobody takes her word seriously*
KrazyShipping. "Though Meowth, along with Jessie and James, is actively trying to capture Pikachu for Giovanni, there have been a few hints that he may harbour secret feelings for Pikachu. For example, in the episode Bound for Trouble!, Meowth and Pikachu are handcuffed together and lost by themselves. While Pikachu takes many opportunities to harass Meowth, Meowth actually tries to be nice to Pikachu."
I remember that!
.. still. Wut.
LilacShipping is Nurse Joy x Officer Jenny. Haha XD
MasumiShipping. "It is well-established that Misty likes "younger men", and this is a slightly amusing look at how young she would go."
Max? Oh God.
PikaShipping. Ash and Pikachu. Aww!
Shellshipping. Gary and May - "The two have not yet met in the anime, so there are no hints for the shipping. Despite this, it still has supporters." SERIOUSLY. What the heck is wrong with these people!?
SpecialShipping. RED X YELLOW.
"The only actual shippy hint in this arc takes place at the end, when Yellow finds that a piece of her Caterpie's String Shot is tied around both her and Red's pinky fingers, causing her to blush and freak out..."
LIES! How about the fact that she went on an entire adventure that spanned over four volumes just to save Red, eh? EEHH?
TeamShipping. Ash's Bulbasaur and Squirtle, because unlike Charmander, they haven't evolved yet. Haha XD
ContestShipping is Drew x May. I admit I haven't watched anything but the first fifteen minutes of the first episode of the sub, but I read about Drew and I think they're a nice couple. =D
ElderShipping is Delia and Professor Oak. They are shown together a lot, but, uh.. okay.
RainbowShipping. Red and Green (the Gary-look-alike). HURHUR BUT WE ALL KNOW SPECIALSHIPPING PWNZ IT. It's weird how they don't have a name for GreenxBlue (although I'm not big on that), even though they have something for CharmanderxEevee.
ExtremityShipping - Gary, His Left Hand, & His Right Hand.
... DUDE THAT'S HILARIOUS XD
LolitaShipping. Misty and Professor Oak OH GOD WTF.
MainCharacterShipping. Ash and Hazel!? They're from different fandoms! XD Plus, Hazel spends the entire manga series trying to get Almond to like her.
RaltsShipping. Wally and Ruby. What? I thought RubyxSapphire was completely canon. Ruby even sewed clothes for her! Hell, they're holding hands and standing next to each other in nearly all of the covers. There's even a BluexSapphire thing, but no RubyxSapphire, which was clearly canon!? I question the sanity of the Pokémon fanbase.
BoulderShipping. Brock and Ash. lolol.
I'm done.