Satan's quiver is never without arrows

[amenlover]

It seems as though Satan himself has since November of 2000 when God called me into this ministry tried with considerable venom and purpose to stop the message of salvation which extends from the outstretched arms of Jesus Christ on the old rugged cross of Calvary to each and every sinner and reprobate who was predestined before the foundation of

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[sensrhps]

damn.. that's too bad. you gotta admit, though, that the system hacked thing is pretty cool! ;)

[tully_monster]

An eternity with the worms in the giant lava jacuzzi! I'll have to remember that one.

[midgetback_pack]

word!!! I was thinking that hanging out with worms and swimming in a jacuzzi made of lava would be fun!!

[blindfaithnogod]

for real, dude. i could go for a swim right now.

[x_doom_muffin_x]

Can I come?

[emoxtard]

Hallelujah! You've returned! My friend's page was drastically lacking in run-on sentences! Thank the LORD you've remedied that! Amen!

[freakachu420]

Hahahahahahahaha. Beautiful.

[ladyfirebird]

Personally, I'd take it as a compliment. They say the devil works hardest at riddling the lives of those God loves the most.

[amenlover]

When you say things like that I cannot help but wonder what might have been if you had never made the decision to participate in the Babylonian worship of your counterfeit wafer-god which is of course the idolatrous object of worship for the Great Whore of Babylon which is also known by the less sinister name of the Roman Catholic Church instead of accepting Jesus Christ into your heart to be your personal Savior like a regular Christian. Amen. But even those men of the Old and New Testaments who were considered the most God-fearing had the misfortune to on occasion be taken in by crafty and unbelieving women and I guess I am no exception.

[ladyfirebird]

When you say things like that I cannot help but wonder what might have been if you...

Why, thank you. I'm pleased to think you consider me at least of sound mind, even though you disagree with my "decision," as you call it, to be Catholic.

Let me ask you this: what led to your decision to be Christian?

crafty and unbelieving women

Are you referring to me again? Wait a minute, I thought you were complimenting me above and was trying to respond in kind. Or do you delight in the same kind of contradictions that can be found in the Bible itself?

(Hm, I can't think of a better compliment than comparing you to the Bible...)

[midgetback_pack]

damn!! ugly god guy got CRUSHED!!!

[annlarimer]

Oh dear.

Oh well. Extra quarters in the cursin' jar from Brother Randall.

[amenlover]

Amen! That's a good idea. You Miss Larimer constantly remind me that the Lord in His infinite goodness has on occasion seen fit to outfit even the vessels of destruction amongst us which include of course the unjust and those with special needs as well as the sexually perverse with a portion of His magnificent intelligence and creativity.

[annlarimer]

Thank you, dear.

Which one of those am I, again? I forget.

[lots42]

Maybe the sexually perverse? That's what I hope I am. If it helps, I think cat-women are hot.