Comments | amenlover: A dark week for patriotism

amenlover

A dark week for patriotism

Oct 04, 2003 15:24

Although many of my flock believe that I concentrate too thoroughly on the subject of HELL and the disastrous eternal consequences awaiting those who reject the saving blood of our Lord and Savior I believe given recent events in the news that the time of the Great Judgment is coming soon and all those who want to avoid everlasting punishment ( Read more... )

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midgetback_pack October 6 2003, 07:41:08 UTC

still lookin jacked

annlarimer October 6 2003, 08:48:34 UTC

What about George Burns?

nitasee October 6 2003, 10:00:46 UTC

Don't forget having John Denver as his chosen person. It begs the question of which is the greater sacrilege - John Denver or Jim Carey.

kodeblue October 10 2003, 10:54:34 UTC

dont forget alanis morrisette. that one would really piss him off. i wonder which he is more against, equal rights for minorities or women!

in that one website he talked about in his "National Dress Code", that women should all wear dresses, and talk with a Southern accent, and not step on cracks because theyll break there mothers backs. well, maybe the last 2 were full of shit. but hey, hes still fuckin jacked up in the head.

ex_theatrica309 October 12 2003, 10:17:09 UTC

*shakes head*

He's such a freaky person. Shouldn't he be in a mental ward by now?

ICON SPAM!!! of_bad_faith October 6 2003, 13:56:36 UTC

You're a stupid right-wing bigot paid by Bush and his stupid minions to coerce people to vote Republican. Like my icon? I got the picture of you off one of your 'websites'. And yes, they're your websites, not God's. Have a nice gay-marriage-loving, SUV-burning, anti-Christian liberal day! (Note the commas. Commas are your friends, not your enemies.)

Re: ICON SPAM!!! nancykitten October 6 2003, 17:28:07 UTC

lol.

Re: ICON SPAM!!! kodeblue October 10 2003, 10:55:56 UTC

so is he the butt puppet, or is bush?

ha, love the icon.

Re: ICON SPAM!!! of_bad_faith October 11 2003, 11:31:45 UTC

I haven't gotten that far yet. Glad you like the icon :)

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of_bad_faith October 7 2003, 12:50:51 UTC

Of course it is :)

cottoncandy7c October 9 2003, 18:53:57 UTC

If only that were true, life would be a lot better.

4abudabit November 21 2004, 22:14:09 UTC

You can always move there instead of day dream about it.

kodeblue October 10 2003, 11:05:17 UTC

Oh shit, the GREAT JUDGEMENT IS NEAR! watch out for meteors. jeezus christ, you need a cardboard sign that says something stupid on it like "Take my watch, the end is near" or "Kick my ass while you still have time" and then you need to have conviction with it, speak in tongues and wear a amish hat. Things to spice up your local corner could be a butter churn right next to you as you spit on all cars that are not moved by horses.

And dont ya just love that Morgan Freedman played a black god. Would you have preferred him to paint his skin a more "caucasian" color, maybe wear a Ku Klux Klan outfit. Everybody knows that if God and Jesus are real, that God would be black, and Jesus would be a Mexican. Looks like its tough shit for you in heaven.

But hey, I have to congtulate the "leftist-leaning media" for the destruction of fundamentalist Christianity.