From Victim ... to Victory in Jesus!

[amenlover]

Praise God and Amen!

The Amenlover Haters' Community Support Group is finally gone due to the intervention of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ as well as some strategically placed LiveJournal operatives which proved I was incorrect when I stated that for the most part the users of LiveJournal are a debauched band of bisexual flesh cutting liberal

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[jennanaked]

Pssst ... hey ... Bible Boy ... it's me, Jenna. You awake yet? Got that little thing that almost looks like a penis all ready and lubed? Got your wad of tissues ready? Good, 'cause we're gonna make a mess.

"About two f-words away from being permanently banned" is, I believe, how you put it. Mmmm, let's see if I can work a couple of "fucks" in here for you. Oops! I guess that's one!

I want you to just lie back and relax while I jerk you off with my tits. Can you feel my nipple rubbing up and down the underside of your little dick? I'll be sure to suck on the head *smack* every time it *smack* pops up from *smack* between my breasts.

Getting close? I think you are. I know you want to have your uptight little climax in my warm, loving pussy, so now I'm climbing on top of you, bouncing, riding you, fucking you.

Oh! I said that terrible f-word again!

I guess this means we have to stop. I'm sorry.

Do you

[ex_blaster596]

Like to park?

[astarianjewel]

On that note, I'm definitely crawling back in bed.

You absolutely crack me up, girl.

Have a fantastic day,

Jens

[jennanaked]

Remember what Amenboy said - no touching yourself!

But if you'd like, I'll be happy to take care of it for you...

Continuity error?

[aziraphale]

Just a brief note - the Amenhater's journal looks like it was deleted voluntarily. I suppose it's possible that the Livejournal maintenance staff issues the same 'you have thirty days to decide to undelete your journal' caveat not only to those who choose to delete their journals, but also to those people who've had their journals forcibly deleted, but it's unlikely. In either case, it looks as if the journal founder can recreate his journal at the drop of a hat.

Not necessarily suggesting anything, just bringing something to light.

Re: Continuity error?

[aziraphale]

Thanks for that wonderfully witty reply. You have a keen grasp of the obvious.

Allow me to challenge your perceptions: perhaps it is the other way around?

Wrap your mind around that one, bitch.

amen!

[durga_daggr]

amen to that!

[astarianjewel]

I can honestly say that in my 21 years this is the first time I've ever been refferred to as 'Good'. Thank you. I think.

Now, a quick question. ( I'm just full of those ). Is there any Christian rule against sleeping in? One would think there would be no eternal damnation and Hellfire for staying between my sheets a few extra hours ( Assuming there is no present male or female counterpart, which aside from the feline variety, there is not ) but I wanted to check and make sure. You never know, and I suck at reading the fine print.

Thank you for the uplifting morning post. I've felt better the past couple of days or so, and have lacked the compulsive desire to mutilate the flesh of my arms.

:o)

Jens

[annlarimer]

C.S. Lewis approved of sleeping in, on the grounds that sleep is essentially a blameless state. Of course, he also maintained that animals do not really feel pain, so I'm not sure that he should be the last word on the subject.

I approve of sleeping in, on the grounds that it keeps me from killing any of you.

[ladyfirebird]

Allow my lapse into semi-cynicism here...if God hadn't wanted us to sleep in occasionally, he would have made us to wake up at certain hours. (Like I did this past weekend even when I tried to sleep in.)

::giggle::

[amenlover]

I need to warn you about the Biblical admonition against sleeping with your cat. Amen.

Leviticus 20:16:
"And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

The problem with sleeping late is that you could be using the time in prayer and studying my web site which is of course God's web site and which has the pertinent Bible passages already listed so you won't have to strain your tiny sin-frosted brain in order to learn what the Lord wants you to know. Amen.

As to your compulsive desire to mutilate the flesh of your arms might I suggest watching a little less WB and FOX as this younger secular generation has a lurid fixation with bisexuality and bulimia and suicide as well as of course cutting and instead program your remote control for TBN instead. Amen

An honest question

[amykittycat]

I know this will sound a little silly for someone my age asking, but this is something I've been wondering about for a little while. I think you can help me.
Do animals go to Heaven?
I wonder. I have had a few cats and dogs which I have loved dearly as pets, who have died. Also, I feel guilty for running over a turtle the other day.
Do you know if animals go to Heaven? I guess it would help me feel better about the turtle. I know people will probably tease me about that, but I feel horrible even when I step on ants. I can't kill anything. And I feel kinda bad for the turtle.
I know it's silly, but if you have anything to say about it, I'd appricate hearing it.

Re: An honest question

[annlarimer]

They'd better, or I will be righteously pissed off after death.

Re: An honest question

[ladyfirebird]

I don't know, Amy, but I'll say that if there are no animals in Heaven, I'm not so sure I want to go there either. And there are lots of people who feel the way I do. Surely God puts animals there just as He puts them here. After all, they're incapable of sin since they have no free will.