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amenlover

One way...

May 31, 2001 15:17

My e-mail inbox has been flooded today with complaints from LiveJournal users who can see my posts but cannot reply to them because they are not on my friends list and so I would like to point out that the way to get on my friends list is to add me as your friend and at the end of each day I will update my friends list. Amen ( Read more... )

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amenlover May 31 2001, 19:48:02 UTC

Amanlover whose name almost rhymes with Amenlover I have been working very hard to clear both the acne from my face and the Reeses from my diet so that I might finally stop being derided for my looks and so I would like to wait until my appearance has improved before doing so. Amen.

Regarding others' attitudes toward myself I can only suspect that if they indeed thought I was correct they would give me the respect I so rightly deserve and my friend I am surprised you are both a Republican and a heterosexual and yet lack these basic deductive skills but I would encourage you to keep trying anyway.

durga_daggr May 31 2001, 21:17:16 UTC

forget those sinfull sodomites! rejoice in the fascist love of our god J.C.!

Hiya Mr. Lover! kittyfriedrice June 1 2001, 05:28:46 UTC

I've been reading the Bible. Could you take a look at my journal and let me know what you think? :)

How cute! amykittycat June 1 2001, 05:54:05 UTC

I just have to say that is one of the cutest kitten pictures I've ever seen! May I ask where you got it?

Re: How cute! durga_daggr June 1 2001, 07:25:11 UTC

yes, that kitty is friggin cute.

Re: How cute! kittyfriedrice June 1 2001, 09:37:07 UTC

http://members.home.net/sikander17/kitty2.jpg

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carlos_seramos June 1 2001, 14:07:43 UTC

word up!!

amenlover June 1 2001, 17:31:53 UTC

Your attempts at flattery will get you no closer to Heaven as you are clearly under the influence of narcotics or intoxicated with alcohol or BOTH as evidenced of course by your use of casual vernacular. Amen. Any True Christian knows that flattery is a direct tool of the Antichrist which he loves to loan to the False Profit to deceive the feeble-minded into taking medication which will only make them stop believing that their thoughts and actions are inspired by the Lord God Jehovah (Isaiah 29:10). Amen.

carlos_seramos June 2 2001, 09:16:45 UTC

RIGHT-O!!

Thanks for your words of rebuke. They are words of edification.

Oops! highlander June 1 2001, 14:29:45 UTC

Looks like God's Grace only befell you for less than 24 hours, O Ye of Unresponsiveness. The hater community is back up.

I bring up a good point, though. Why do you not respond to me directly? You spend long periods of time responding to the most idiotic posts... but yet, when I ask a few questions about your beliefs and opinions, you button-up.

Can your brain, which is of course... God's brain... not hold an intelligent conversation with someone that actually doesn't insult you, or write in all caps? Someone that uses punctuation?

We'll see. I ask you: why is everything yours... "Of course, God's...", too?

Is that JUST to piss everyone off? Your thoughts.

Ite Domum.

amenlover June 1 2001, 17:28:07 UTC

Your use of Latin in your response makes your position highly suspect as I have no choice but to assume you are a Romanist who is intent on corrupting Christianity with the creeping germ that is Vaticanism. Jesus had only one word for those who would seek to usurp His authority with crafty polemic and that was "Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve." (Luke 4:8 ( ... )

highlander June 1 2001, 18:03:37 UTC

Ya know what's really funny?

You based your entire message on the assumption that I'm Roman Catholic. I'm not. I'm Methodist. I just happen to have a real love of Latin.

::beaming::

Sors Salutis Et Virtutis Tui Nunc Contraria.

amenlover June 1 2001, 18:06:23 UTC

You're doing it again...

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