so many creepy people in my life

[amentialk]

so last weekend i went with amy and kajal to look at an apartment in jersey city. the guy who owned the apartment was asking them what they studied in college blah blah. and kajal told him that i was an english major, and he went off on this long rant about stuff that i should be reading blah blah blah

Comments

[marsmaven]

ReneAS6: i always wanted to have a girlfriend upon whose flesh i would
write poetry

This makes me think he wants to write them ON YOUR SKIN. WITH A KNIFE.

That is passion, Lindsay. Clearly you can't handle a man with passion.

[fancifree]

AHAHAHAA.... that was the exact same line i had copied and pasted to put into a comment. doesn't he realize that writing books of poetry all over your girlfriend's flesh isn't really a turn on to, oh, ANYONE? the cheese certainly slid off this guy's cracker... sounds like a frickin stalker-maniac. its no wonder he's made it to age 36 without being married.

just a heads up... might wanna consider sending those books back without a return address.

[marsflame]

...dude.

[lmc984]

ReneAS6: announcing his quivering
ReneAS6: inside her folded petals

i especially love this part and how cliche his poetry is...seriously how many other people have used a damn flower to discuss a vagina

HAHAHAHHAAHA

[bennsmom]

lindsay, you attract the creepiest, weirdest, OLDEST people. i think there must be a creepy, weird, old guys who come on to college girls secret club, and one of the members told all his creepy, weird, old friends about you and how hot you are, so now they all want a piece. i like how he basically was like, "hey young girl i don't know. i want to do you. and since i'm saying it in the form of creepy poetry, maybe you'd be on board with that?"

[fairfax48]

But it's merely "the FIRST poem to the girl with the pretty smile! There are many more erotic Sharpie works for you to live through!