Ya know what would be awesome?? A 1 second time machine.

I am so impatient right now. I xan't wait for summer!! Tatoos! Benicassim! Drunken Misadventures! I god wait till I get drunk and am able to pass out in my friends spare room which has only a bed with no sheets and an angry actor type man doing scary impressions next door. Getting a huge bloody fry up from Tads for only a fiver. And getting my new ( Read more... )

I hate these ads. They are just an excuse for supermodels and actresses to get their kit off for pervy young boys who don't care about fur and whose diets probably consistly solely of red meat. Seeing someone whoses knockers have already been on the cover of every lads mag isn't really shocking anymore. Wanna be shocking? Eat something!

Why do I get emails from 1970 and 2009?

Does anyone want to get drunk tonight? No? No one? Fine.

Im going to see The Social and The Rakes tomorrow! Yay me! Oh yea did I mention free?

I have actually uploaded something to my dA account recently!

http://ladybinx.deviantart.com/

Guestlist Friday and Saturday, sleeping all day Sunday. Awesome.

I just got a Spongebob Squarepants bath robe. It's so warm... and yellow...

I just uploaded my photos from my new camera over Christmas and News Years and I love my camera so much I think I orgasmed a little.