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MLB
2005
Know what you are. Alex Rodriguez/Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez/Jason Varitek. NC-17. 2,561 words.
The long and rambling Derek Jeter story (unfinished). Derek Jeter/Jorge Posada. R. 3,056 words.
Harbor. Alex Rodriguez/Jason Varitek. NC-17. Warning for potentially disturbing themes (D/s overtones). 2,994 words.
1992. Pudge Rodriguez/Rafael Palmeiro. PG-13. 3,345 words.
Interlude. Derek Lowe, gen. G. 1,190 words.
Lakeland. Brandon Inge/Pudge Rodriguez. PG-13. 4,242 words.
Afternoon. Jason Varitek/Nomar Garciaparra, gen. G. 392 words.
White tiles. Nate Robertson/Kyle Farnsworth. R. 1,342 words.
four shorts. Bill Mueller/Jason Varitek, G, 429 words. Kyle Farnsworth/Mike Maroth, PG, 616 words. Alex Rodriguez, G, unfinished, 1,134 words. (one NFL short)
Unfair. Nate Robertson/Brandon Inge. NC-17. 7,311 words.
Another Perspective. Alex Cora, gen. G. 1,762 words.
Keep from sin. Kyle Farnsworth/Mike Maroth. NC-17. Warning for abuse of religion. 1,742 words.
Roommate. Rich Harden/Jeremy Bonderman. PG-13. 1,620 words.
It will help. Andy Pettitte/Morgan Ensberg. R. 1,813 words.
backstory. Kyle Farnsworth. R. Warning for disturbing themes (graphic bloodiness and animal killing). 1,764 words.
To hit a batter. Matt Clement, gen. G. 860 words.
Smirk. Kyle Farnsworth/Tim Hudson, Kyle Farnsworth/Tim Hudson/groupie. NC-17. 6,063 words.
Monday Night Football. Kyle Farnsworth/Jeremy Bonderman. PG. 1,029 words.
2006
Split the Difference. Kyle Farnsworth/Jeremy Bonderman. NC-17. 2,877 words.
Like a heavenly unicorn. Jeff Francoeur/Brian McCann. NC-17. Crack!fic/bad!fic spoof. 2,641 words.
There are some words. Kyle Farnsworth/Brandon Inge/Brandon Inge's wife. NC-17. 6,592 words.
dugout. Jeff Francoeur/Brian McCann, gen. G. 678 words.
Last one standing. Jonathan Papelbon/Keith Foulke. NC-17. Warning for disturbing themes (implied/offscreen sexual assault). 13,318 words.
usurped. Jeff Francoeur/Brian McCann. NC-17. 657 words.
The Justin Verlander Award for Excellence in Community and Effort, or something. Justin Verlander/Jeremy Bonderman, gen. G. 700 words.
Fire on the left. Justin Verlander/Joel Zumaya. NC-17. 11,361 words.
best known. Kyle Farnsworth/Brian McCann. NC-17. Warning for potentially disturbing themes (D/s overtones). 1,866 words.
winter driving. Nate Robertson/Mike Maroth. R. 1,549 words.
end of message. Kyle Farnsworth/Vance Wilson. NC-17. Warnings for highly disturbing themes (bloodplay, violence, dubious consent, mind-fuckery, general extreme fucked-up-edness). 2,426 words.
2007
three shorts: ringing, rookie mistake, tri. ringing: Kyle Farnsworth/Jeremy Bonderman, G, 405 words. rookie mistake: Pudge Rodriguez/Jordan Tata, NC-17, 625 words. tri: Brandon Inge/Chris Shelton/Vance Wilson, NC-17, 641 words.
Same as the city. Daisuke Matsuzaka/Jason Varitek, Daisuke Matsuzaka/Tim Wakefield. NC-17. Warning for potentially disturbing themes (implied sexual assault). 8,448 words.
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plenty of time. Nate Robertson/Mike Maroth. R. 4,681 words.
notch. Kyle Farnsworth/Jason Varitek. NC-17, PWP. 659 words.
asterisk. Barry Zito/Barry Bonds. PG-13. 1,617 words.
2008
Front offices. Theo Epstein/Billy Beane. NC-17. 33,593 words.
cup of coffee. Justin Verlander/Bobby Higginson. NC-17. 3,927 words.
fair chance. Brandon Inge/Miguel Cabrera. NC-17. 2,306 words.
not above the team. Derek Jeter/Alex Rodriguez. NC-17. Warning for potentially disturbing themes (D/s; very slightly shady consent issues). 2,245 words.
born in '88. Rick Porcello/Jordan Tata. G. 585 words.
smoke and gin. Joel Zumaya, gen. PG. 1,047 words.
not exactly by the book. Grady Sizemore/Curtis Granderson. NC-17. 2,550 words.
spin cycle. Joel Zumaya, Justin Verlander, Verlander's girlfriend Emily. PG. 2,233 words.
formerly team. Eric Chavez/(Barry Zito; Mark Mulder; Esteban German; Eric Munson; Marco Scutaro), Chad Bradford. R. 2,923 words.
good spring. David Ortiz, various Red Sox. Gen. G. 1,321 words.
impasse. Josh Beckett/AJ Burnett. NC-17. 2,419 words.
casted. Brian Roberts. Sort of Brian Roberts/Nick Markakis. R. 2,982 words.
temerarious. Jonathan Papelbon/Jason Varitek. PG. 709 words.
Not quite a political assassination. Josh Beckett/Mike Lowell. PG-13. 1,476 words.
watch closely. Gary Sheffield/Magglio Ordonez. NC-17. 845 words.
the Detroit difference. Matt Joyce/Justin Verlander. R. 717 words.
stray. Jason Varitek/Josh Beckett, kitten. PG. 3,107 words.
cityscape. Guess. Gen, PG. 938 words.
Strike out looking. Tom Glavine/David Cone. R. 18,489 words. Warning for depictions of drug use.
champagne in your eyes. Jacoby Ellsbury/Jonathan Papelbon. NC-17. 3,262 words.
learn it well. Torii Hunter/Johan Santana, Torii Hunter/Mark Teixeira. R. 3,953 words.
homeland. Brian Wilson/Dallas Braden. R. 5,300 words.
step up. Mark Reynolds/Greg Smith. NC-17. 2,323 words.
2009
the dubious advantages of being a veteran. Jorge Posada/Kyle Farnsworth. NC-17. 6,331 words. Warning for potentially disturbing themes (mutual violence, some blood).
alternate spellings accepted. Jon Lester/Josh Beckett. R. 21,536 words.
how to play jenga. Roy Halladay/AJ Burnett; Roy Halladay/AJ Burnett/Josh Towers. R. 13,820 words.
2010
catching up. Pudge Rodriguez/(Maribel Rodriguez; Nolan Ryan; Ugueth Urbina; Josh Beckett; Justin Verlander). hard R. 73,488 words.
beavers the size of moose. Rich Harden/Bobby Crosby, Rich Harden/Ryan Dempster. NC-17. 7,482 words.
Five times Justin indulged his kink. Justin Verlander/(Joel Zumaya; Ryan Perry; Miguel Cabrera; Jeremy Bonderman; Brandon Inge). NC-17. 3,312 words.
goes well with pizza. Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez. PG. 2,926 words.
fundraiser. Derek Jeter/Tom Brady. NC-17. 2,649 words.
previous occupant. Austin Jackson/Curtis Granderson. NC-17. 4,009 words.
quietly to the east. Joe Girardi/Bill Mueller, Joe Girardi/Kyle Farnsworth. PG-13. 3,549 words.
2011
On the subject of Tigers and Pugs. Max Scherzer/Will Rhymes, Max Scherzer/college teammate. NC-17. 6,057 words.
backspin. Justin Verlander/Joel Zumaya. PG-13. 4,665 words.
in on it. Justin Verlander/Rick Porcello/Verlander's girlfriend Emily. NC-17. 3,097 words.
MLB PD AU
Bust. Dan Haren, Mark Mulder, Albert Pujols, various cameos. PG. 3,826 words.
Meet the team. Mark Mulder/Dan Haren, Albert Pujols, various cameos. PG-13. 5,139 words.
NFL
four shorts. Kevin Jones/Roy Williams. G (three MLB shorts). 444 words.
center. Joey Harrington/Daunte Culpepper/Rex Hadnot. NC-17. 3,331 words.
classic cars on modern roads. Junior Seau/Tedy Bruschi. PG-13. 6,392 words.
Outdated price tags and the Worst Season of All Time. Drew Henson/Drew Stanton. hard R. 6,979 words. Warning for depictions of drug use.
fundraiser. Derek Jeter/Tom Brady. NC-17. 2.649 words.
NCAA
(allstate) sugar. Brady Quinn/Jeff Samardzija. NC-17. 868 words.
the sun and the sky just are that way. Chad Henne, gen. G. 1,022 words.
Stargate: Atlantis
Pretty much the worst winter ever. McKay/Sheppard. PG. 5,589 words.
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Post traumatic stress syndrome without the 'post'. McKay/Todd. R. 12,250 words.
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Second Siege. McKay/Sheppard. R. Warning for minor character death. 7,626 words.
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The other side of kindred. Michael/Beckett, Michael/couple of Athosians. NC-17. Warning for highly disturbing themes (rape, non-con, all sorts of unpleasantness). 4,193 words.
Grossly oversimplified. McKay/Sheppard. R. 3,926 words.
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linguistics. McKay, Sheppard, Ford. Gen. G. 1,082 words.
Torchwood
old instinct. Jack/Owen if you squint, otherwise gen. PG. Coda to 'Reset', so do I really need a warning for character death? 1,281 words.