if you are reading this you can probably write a better article than this

[americanleaguer]

So I'm brushing up on my Pudge history for this stupid story that is going to be over 10,000 words again and is not going to be a simple light-hearted porno jaunt like I had originally wanted, fuck, and I run across this gem of an article (unattributed because it's an AP story, but someone had to write it, it didn't spontaneously generate itself

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[skibalovesya]

COLD REPORTER LOINS.

That's all I gotta say.