quietly to the east
For bats_and_balls. The prompt was from cutfastball, who gave me "Send out your skeletons; sing as their bones come marching in - again." (Foo Fighters)
Joe Girardi/Bill Mueller, Joe Girardi/Kyle Farnsworth
PG-13
3549 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is in no way a reflection on the actual life, behavior, or character of any of the people featured, and ( Read more... )
Joe Girardi/Bill Mueller, Joe Girardi/Kyle Farnsworth
PG-13
3549 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is in no way a reflection on the actual life, behavior, or character of any of the people featured, and ( Read more... )
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The major reason I enjoyed this is the utterly awesome ridiculousness of Kyle’s trains of thought:
Gary Matthews talks to him about filters sometimes, usually right after he's punched something, but that doesn't mean a whole heck of a lot to Kyle. He's not a fucking coffee pot.
Hah!
St. Louis is better-- even Pittsburgh is better.
(Heh…woohoo!)
Open up a mink farm or some shit.
A mink farm. A mink. farm. XD
Extra eyeballs and green skin and maybe he'll grow a second dick. This is what Kyle thinks about. If Cincinnati river water can make him grow a second mutant dick, and if that dick would work like the normal one, or what.
(LOL literally)
Posada has some irrational hate for Kyle, he calls everything wrong and he's slow with his throws when Kyle's on the mound. Slower than he is for Pettitte or Mussina, or Mo or Joba. Slower than he is for Jose fucking Veras. Kyle knows. He's timed it.
Yes, of course. Of course he did.
Other Stuff:
Girardi looks at Mueller, and ( ... )
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Anyways, thank you! And yeah, I have no idea where the mink farm came from. It just popped into my head as I was writing and I went with it, on the theory that Kyle Farnsworth certainly wouldn't censor out something that popped into his head just because it didn't make any sense at all, so why should I? :P
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