I'm still stuck in Arizona. I'm still extremely sick. I'm still sore. Damn mother, she got me a flight to land in Detroit Teusday at 5 AM! I have to drive all the way home, shower fast, and go to school in 2 and a half hours. That's not counting the time it takes to get baggage. Fuck, flying while sick is going to suck.

I fell down a mountain today. I'm not bruised. I am made of fucking steel. Does steel hurt this bad when you throw it down a mountain? I'm sore.

Why does my myspace kick ass?

Because I have balls on it. Big, rusty balls.

Because my music makes me really happy. Like BOOM, Jason happy.

Cuz it's black and I love it when it's black.

Cuz Semper Fi rains down.

Cuz my friends kick ass.

Cuz I just figured out how to use the blogs.

How does your myspace kick ass? Reply!

1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

This "list". In order ( Read more... )

I finally updated my myspace so that it isn't boring. My cursor says Fuck U. I don't really mean that to my friends, just those stalkers ( Read more... )

Ever nottice that Osama bin Laden's chin hair looks like pubic hair and his nose looks like a penis? Brings a whole new meaning to "my balls, your chin." That's the deep thought of the male conversation with my cousins today.

Ok, so Sunday, I'm going to see the Pistons whip on the Nets, and then on Monday, at 5:30 AM, I fly to AZ to see the Kelly. Woot. Somebody please call me while I'm gone.

Oh, and tommorow, I'm going to Frankenmuth.

Ugh... I spent all night on that one paper... from 5:30 in the evening to 6:30 this morning. Good to know that if I didn't do it, I'd fail the class and I'd see my wonderful Junior friends next year. I did good on the paper, no worries. Time to go to bed.

Seven songs I'm into right now:

Cold (But I'm Still Here): Evansblue
Animal: Nickelback
Image of the Invisible: Thrice
Ghost of You: My Chemical Romance
Glycerine: Bush
Smells Like Teen Spirit: Nirvana

Ok, so I tag.... anybody who's reading this.