WHO ASKS SOEMONE TO USE A BATHROOM TO TAKE A SHIT?!?!?!?
just go in and let it flow like the niagra falls.... SORRY JOHN DENVER <3
oh yeah umm, look
-"just because your black doesnt mean your invincible"
-"JUST GET A HAIR CUT! you'll be ok"
-random girl "i happen to respect john denver" george "im sorry......"
-"this ladies breath was bad.. like charles manson took a shit in it 30 years ago and she didnt care"
-"im going to get don vito tattooed on my ass"
-"ken griffey shoes?! what kind were they spaulding?"
-"look at that chick, shes all grrr with her nose ring, she looks like a wwf wrestler"
there are more to come and we're going to publish them IN A BOOK