Rustbelt self parody: "The Cookie Crumbles: a tale of pain"

[americanwizard]

Pseudo proposed an art trade: ask him to draw something, then he'd ask you to draw something. I asked him to draw "a badass dude being badass with a machinegun machete." He did. Then he asked me to draw a badass eating cookies. Naturally, I read "badass" and thought of Matchley "Match" Daws, one of my PCs from the Rustbelt (you might recognize him

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[cantdrawcanswim]

DEAD

[americanwizard]

Do you know why fatal blows kill the thugs but Match just gets bandages?

I don't either, but I suspect that it's because they don't smoke the same brand of cigarettes that he does.

Fiiinal Puuuuush

[anonymous]

He must have a cookie addiction!