Yesterday I got my hair cut, then played poker with people like 5 years older then me and lost 5 bucks.

Hey Dr. Phil how about you shove all of you're ideological bullshit up you're ass and use some rogaine you commie bastard. Seriously there are only three things in this world that give me nightmares...oompa loompas, that fat lady from gilbert grape, and Dr. Phil.


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milk, it helps the body grow.

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I'm gonna buy a new bowl tomorow cause my 1st bowl jasmine (r.i.p) dissapeared a few months ago so I've just been smoking blunts for the past months basicly, and I'm getting tired of it...I'd rather have my own bowl again ( Read more... )

Bringing back the ninja moves motha fuckas.
p.s: if you are good at making backgrounds, can you fix mine? cause my shit got fucked up.

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My dog cleo scares people, this one time I was walking to the mini-mart and some lady thought she was a wolf...she was like "you can't have a wolf for a pet!"..I was like "lady, this is a dog...why would I walk a wolf with a leash". And she like ran away like she was gonna bite her, some people are so stupid I wonder how they are able to live...I ( Read more... )

check out my new jacket, it's got wool in it or something..30 bucks at old navy bitch! Keep in mind I was very high when this was taken.


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alison and me at the museum of art, nyc.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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My mom still put's shit in my dog's stocking..lol @ that.

My mom also bought little snow men from the dollar store, and like 2 weeks ago when I got my haircut..I went with her to get another one and I saw some spanish kid steal gummie worms.

True Story.