What just happened.
So Merlin is back. And hence so are we.
Cat says:
EEEE BIRTHDAAAY
NB2000 says:
Arthur's like me on my birthday
"Blehhhh birthday make it stoooop"
Cat says:
HE REALLY IS
And I'm like Merlin
"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY WHEEEEEEEE"
NB2000 says:
....OH HEY IT'S YOU FROM THAT DOCTOR WHO EPISODE
Cat says:
O HAI
DONT BLOW UP POMPEII PLZ
NB2000 says:
And yer a baddeh again
Cat says:
he has that face
NB2000 says:
And knives
Cat says:
like I AM MADE TO BE BBC BADDIES
How old is Arthur meant to be now?
I got lost with all the ONE YEAR LATERs
NB2000 says:
Did they ever give an exact age in the first place?
Cat says:
yeah 21 in series 1
I think
or 20
no 21
NB2000 says:
So...23? 22? I dunno
Cat says:
no 20
I DONT KNOW
NB2000 says:
22...I think
Cat says:
srsly was that supposed to be an assassination attempt?
NB2000 says:
WORST ASSASSIN EVER
Cat says:
THE LEGENDARY PRINCE ARTHUR, KILLED BY CIRCUS TRICK
NB2000 says:
Oh bugger off creepy villain man
Aaaand he's back in his chair
Cat says:
Arthur's got the drunk radar
"Where am I goingggg I totally know it's THIS WAAAY"
NB2000 says:
Go Uther
Cat says:
You do not fuck with ASH
NB2000 says:
THE FUCK!?
Cat says:
jam
NB2000 says:
Ketchup
Cat says:
MERLIN WHERE IS YOU
NB2000 says:
WHY WEREN'T YOU FOLLOWING TO MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T FALL OVER DRUNK OR SOMETHING?
Cat says:
srsly they got the WORST ASSASSIN EVER TO STAB UTHER
come on now
of all the enemies that tried
EVERY EPISODE
NB2000 says:
I totally believe they'll kill Uther in episode 3
Cat says:
I dont care, look EMOTION
NB2000 says:
True ARTHUR LEMME CUDDLE YOU
...how has it touched his heart when it was by his STOMACH?!
Cat says:
BBC LOGIC
NB2000 says:
Nice Bellatrix hair Morgana
Cat says:
yeah she's totally Lestrange-ing it up
LOL didnt they do that when Arthur was dying?
they're totally whispering to each other "if Uther lives as well, we're gonna look reeeeeally stoopid"
Cat says:
OURselves?
HOW YOU DO DAT WHEN YOU ARE HIM
NB2000 says:
I don't know, he's a bit dim
Awww Arthur's sadface
That shirt really needs a belt man
Cat says:
hay man, he's stressed
HE DONT NEED NO BELTS
NB2000 says:
HE'S TOO UPSET TO ACCESSORIZE
NB2000 says:
...isn't this where Merlin and Lancelot camped last episode?
Cat says:
probably
NB2000 says:
Oh Merlin you're lucky Arthur's so dim, anyone else would realise how shifty you're being
"IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I GOT HERE!"
Cat says:
yo Gandalf
Arthur's been playing Zelda
NB2000 says:
Merlin's having way too much fun
Cat says:
Bradley and Colin obvs did
Aaawww they put in the romance music
NB2000 says:
Well yeah
Is he wearing one of Gaius' robes
Cat says:
LOL YEAH
Arthur's spent so much time having epic eyesex with Merlin, he must recognise them
NB2000 says:
Apparently not
DAMMIT MORGANA
Cat says:
Dont worry, Frodo, it's quite coool
Cat says:
YESSS
oh god
PIGGY BACK
NB2000 says:
OH DEAR GOD WRITERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Cat says:
I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW
NB2000 says:
Arthur don't start using your brain now
Cat says:
LISTEN ARTHUR, we've been trying to tell you this for 4 series
NB2000 says:
He won't learn
nobody does on this show
NB2000 says:
...THE FUCK?!
Cat says:
AWWW SNAP
NB2000 says:
QUICK TRY CPR!
Cat says:
MAGICAL CPR
NB2000 says:
...WAIT SRSLY?! DAMN SHOW!
Cat says:
I dunno, I am suspish
NB2000 says:
They have ten minutes to fix it
Cat says:
oh....well that's not looking good
so he's KING ARTHUR NOW?
NB2000 says:
...WAHEY!
Cat says:
except it's really depressing
NB2000 says:
Yeah
So what...that's it, you've killed off ASH already?!
Cat says:
No he'll regenerate
NB2000 says:
rofl
Cat says:
lol WHAT HAPPENED
TEN MINUTES AGO ARTHUR WAS GIVING MERLIN A PIGGYBACK
NB2000 says:
NOW EVERYTHING'S MISERABLE
Cat says:
THE END
"You fucked up. Everything sucks. Let's go eat dinner"
NB2000 says:
SOMETIMES THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE SHOW!
Cat says:
Ohhh Bradley
HAVE SOME AWARDS
NB2000 says:
Very poetic Arthur
NOW KISS
Cat says:
CUDDLE AT LEAST
WHATS WITH THE FOOD
I think the writer really wanted a sandwich at this point in the script
oop crowning
NB2000 says:
....bloody hell
Cat says:
WAIT WAIT
HANG ON
THIS IS ALL HAPPENING IN ONE EPISODE
NB2000 says:
IKR?!
Cat says:
MY TINY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND
PIGGY BACK, I DONT EVEN KNOW
NB2000 says:
I saw this shot with the crown in the trailer but I thought it would be like, later in the series
Cat says:
WHATS GOING ONNNNN
NB2000 says:
WELL THEN
Cat says:
WELL THAT HAPPENED
I need a nap
Cat says:
EEEE BIRTHDAAAY
NB2000 says:
Arthur's like me on my birthday
"Blehhhh birthday make it stoooop"
Cat says:
HE REALLY IS
And I'm like Merlin
"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY WHEEEEEEEE"
NB2000 says:
....OH HEY IT'S YOU FROM THAT DOCTOR WHO EPISODE
Cat says:
O HAI
DONT BLOW UP POMPEII PLZ
NB2000 says:
And yer a baddeh again
Cat says:
he has that face
NB2000 says:
And knives
Cat says:
like I AM MADE TO BE BBC BADDIES
How old is Arthur meant to be now?
I got lost with all the ONE YEAR LATERs
NB2000 says:
Did they ever give an exact age in the first place?
Cat says:
yeah 21 in series 1
I think
or 20
no 21
NB2000 says:
So...23? 22? I dunno
Cat says:
no 20
I DONT KNOW
NB2000 says:
22...I think
Cat says:
srsly was that supposed to be an assassination attempt?
NB2000 says:
WORST ASSASSIN EVER
Cat says:
THE LEGENDARY PRINCE ARTHUR, KILLED BY CIRCUS TRICK
NB2000 says:
Oh bugger off creepy villain man
Aaaand he's back in his chair
Cat says:
Arthur's got the drunk radar
"Where am I goingggg I totally know it's THIS WAAAY"
NB2000 says:
Go Uther
Cat says:
You do not fuck with ASH
NB2000 says:
THE FUCK!?
Cat says:
jam
NB2000 says:
Ketchup
Cat says:
MERLIN WHERE IS YOU
NB2000 says:
WHY WEREN'T YOU FOLLOWING TO MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T FALL OVER DRUNK OR SOMETHING?
Cat says:
srsly they got the WORST ASSASSIN EVER TO STAB UTHER
come on now
of all the enemies that tried
EVERY EPISODE
NB2000 says:
I totally believe they'll kill Uther in episode 3
Cat says:
I dont care, look EMOTION
NB2000 says:
True ARTHUR LEMME CUDDLE YOU
...how has it touched his heart when it was by his STOMACH?!
Cat says:
BBC LOGIC
NB2000 says:
Nice Bellatrix hair Morgana
Cat says:
yeah she's totally Lestrange-ing it up
LOL didnt they do that when Arthur was dying?
they're totally whispering to each other "if Uther lives as well, we're gonna look reeeeeally stoopid"
Cat says:
OURselves?
HOW YOU DO DAT WHEN YOU ARE HIM
NB2000 says:
I don't know, he's a bit dim
Awww Arthur's sadface
That shirt really needs a belt man
Cat says:
hay man, he's stressed
HE DONT NEED NO BELTS
NB2000 says:
HE'S TOO UPSET TO ACCESSORIZE
NB2000 says:
...isn't this where Merlin and Lancelot camped last episode?
Cat says:
probably
NB2000 says:
Oh Merlin you're lucky Arthur's so dim, anyone else would realise how shifty you're being
"IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I GOT HERE!"
Cat says:
yo Gandalf
Arthur's been playing Zelda
NB2000 says:
Merlin's having way too much fun
Cat says:
Bradley and Colin obvs did
Aaawww they put in the romance music
NB2000 says:
Well yeah
Is he wearing one of Gaius' robes
Cat says:
LOL YEAH
Arthur's spent so much time having epic eyesex with Merlin, he must recognise them
NB2000 says:
Apparently not
DAMMIT MORGANA
Cat says:
Dont worry, Frodo, it's quite coool
Cat says:
YESSS
oh god
PIGGY BACK
NB2000 says:
OH DEAR GOD WRITERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Cat says:
I DONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW
NB2000 says:
Arthur don't start using your brain now
Cat says:
LISTEN ARTHUR, we've been trying to tell you this for 4 series
NB2000 says:
He won't learn
nobody does on this show
NB2000 says:
...THE FUCK?!
Cat says:
AWWW SNAP
NB2000 says:
QUICK TRY CPR!
Cat says:
MAGICAL CPR
NB2000 says:
...WAIT SRSLY?! DAMN SHOW!
Cat says:
I dunno, I am suspish
NB2000 says:
They have ten minutes to fix it
Cat says:
oh....well that's not looking good
so he's KING ARTHUR NOW?
NB2000 says:
...WAHEY!
Cat says:
except it's really depressing
NB2000 says:
Yeah
So what...that's it, you've killed off ASH already?!
Cat says:
No he'll regenerate
NB2000 says:
rofl
Cat says:
lol WHAT HAPPENED
TEN MINUTES AGO ARTHUR WAS GIVING MERLIN A PIGGYBACK
NB2000 says:
NOW EVERYTHING'S MISERABLE
Cat says:
THE END
"You fucked up. Everything sucks. Let's go eat dinner"
NB2000 says:
SOMETIMES THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE SHOW!
Cat says:
Ohhh Bradley
HAVE SOME AWARDS
NB2000 says:
Very poetic Arthur
NOW KISS
Cat says:
CUDDLE AT LEAST
WHATS WITH THE FOOD
I think the writer really wanted a sandwich at this point in the script
oop crowning
NB2000 says:
....bloody hell
Cat says:
WAIT WAIT
HANG ON
THIS IS ALL HAPPENING IN ONE EPISODE
NB2000 says:
IKR?!
Cat says:
MY TINY BRAIN CANT COMPREHEND
PIGGY BACK, I DONT EVEN KNOW
NB2000 says:
I saw this shot with the crown in the trailer but I thought it would be like, later in the series
Cat says:
WHATS GOING ONNNNN
NB2000 says:
WELL THEN
Cat says:
WELL THAT HAPPENED
I need a nap