Bah, I hope the place is overrun by fiddler crabs, 5 feet tall and thrice that in girth. With pincers like black holes, inescapable with the crushing force of a collapsed star. The only thing bigger than their terrible bodies is their insatiable desire to kill all humans. And I hope they drink all your beer.
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bring the beach back with you.
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and we gave you guys an advanced notice.
you guys could have gone.
next time for sure though
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