stolen from done_na

[amethyst_water]

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[cheezuschrist]

13 kids with orlando bloom will be

-tons of sex with orlando bloom
-many adoption papers if not
-sex at least thrice, 2 sets of quintuplets and 1 set of triplets
-clao having lots of slaves. lol. including the bloom man.

[nathir_twinsoul]

You are leaving out the possibility of in vitro fertilization and the use of a surrogate mother. Though why you would want to go down that path when Orlando Bloom is your husband is beyond me.

[whirlingstorm06]

you guys can't possibly fit in the smart car.

[cheezuschrist]

its smart.

it'll think of a way. XD

u dont get a smart car for nuthin boy. O___O