I just saw the biggest, fastest woodchuck EVER amble across our lawn, perch its two front paws, claws?, up on our deck, look around, and scurry underneither the deck. I'm wondering how if fit actually. Maybe woodchucks are like hampsters. And they can magically make themselves so small anytime they want they can fit anywhere they want. Like in ( Read more... )

and the mechanics have no clue what's wrong with my car, they took apart the ransmission and put it back together, and still can't figure out what's wrong with it. i'm beginning to feel like i'll never see fatty again. then i fantasize about getting a motorcycle. then i just go back to being sad. and stranded. and begging people for rides ( Read more... )

Gad. i hate being dependent on people. poor fatty broke down again this weekend. had her towed away to the mechanic. starting to get used to the routine. hate having to ask my parents, and how happy they are to help. "as long as you're happy and healthy, everything else can be taken care of" and it makes me cry because i feel like a elfish, ( Read more... )

Last night I went out to Hot Springs with my friends Matt, Alex and Josiah. It's out in the middle of nowhere and the drive was long and adventurous, with rain in the darkness and spooky clouds of fog reflected in the headlights. We laughed about how it was the perfect beginning to a horror film...4 teenagers out in the middle of nowhere on a ( Read more... )

Bah. I had this horrible dream last night that Ari died. And Ali was addicted to heroin. And I couldn't stop crying for days. And I kept having to tell people that Ari was dead, and I would start crying all over again. It was the most terrible dream ever.
So, Ari. Don't die. And Ali, please stay away from needles.

So, after a thorough inspection of the pictures of the shirtless guy on the Tight Phantomz profile ( Read more... )

I don't appreciate people that don't do their work. Really. You're in college now. Grow up.

Happy Valentines day everyone!

every time I put my foot in my mouth and you begin to doubt it's you I'm dreaming about, do I have to draw you a diagram?

shoop. shoop-ba-doop. shoop-ba-doop-ba-doop-ba-doop. shoop