Fic ~ Five Reasons You Should NEVER Question The Food.

Sep 13, 2009 05:09


And here’s a little something I whipped up earlier~ just a silly little fan fiction for entertainment purposes. No fluff, no pairings, just a little bit of fun. This is my answer to ayumi_kitty’s request, because I failed to give her 90% of what she wanted. Sorry honey, I did try but  the first draft ended up reading like a hard-to-follow recipe ( Read more... )

arashi, general, g, au, fanfiction

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panthera_mort September 13 2009, 18:38:03 UTC
Coffee-grind tempura!
Omelette incident!
11 year old cola!
Ohno's dead taste bud!
XDD
It's great how you put all that in, pulls back all those Arashi!Fail moments ;D

I’m just using them to entertain myself. (Just like Jonny)
Johnny is a clever man. While entertaining himself, he's making easy money. I somehow think Nino is his lovechild whenever Nino talks about his savings and his bank accounts.
Now, what about if Arashi owned a Maid Cafe...? XD

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amh1988 September 14 2009, 00:52:05 UTC
Really, I didn't write any of the crack in this fic. Arashi braough their own; I just gave them a Drive-thru in which to display it. ^_^

Jonny is THE most successful pimp ever. And what pimp doesn't 'sample' his product? Nino huh? Well, maybe not a lovechild (that would require female intervention) but maybe his apprentice?

Oooh, get thee behind me Satan! Don't temp me with Maid Cafes! Although... All this talk of Jonny and his evil genius IS giving me ideas....

"Come to the dark side my young padewan...."
"Kazu... I am your father!"

Hm? Arashi/Stars Wars Crack? HA! I'd make Matsujun Chewy just for the LOLZ! (And the BAD!Hair jokes)

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all4cyanide September 14 2009, 02:54:44 UTC
*fit of giggles* YOU are awesome! Did you used to work at a fast food place? I wouldn't want anything made by Aiba either. LOL Even tho it is my dream to have all of them make me something. XDD This was cute.

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amh1988 September 14 2009, 03:14:20 UTC
Ha! I did three and a half shifts at a McDonalds two years ago. Never again. Unless it was run by Arashi, then I would b working triple shifts 7 days a week!

I'm glad you liked!

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zazasukie September 16 2009, 06:16:06 UTC
Hahahaha! I don't blame the poor customer, I would have done the same XD

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amh1988 September 16 2009, 10:57:27 UTC
I don't blame him either! Do you think he still plans on calling management the next day? ^_~

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mooneyes1 September 18 2009, 08:02:03 UTC
lol that was awesome ! i love it when aiba experiments

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amh1988 September 18 2009, 09:05:38 UTC
Ah, don't we all? ;)

Thanks for reading!

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ayumi_kitty September 30 2009, 07:45:18 UTC
I promised you that i'd drop by a comment here when my friends read this, right?

Well, this morning, instead of listening to the teacher during language class, my friend and i were busy trying to suppress our incessant giggling! XD

She told of this fic was absolutely hilarious, and that she ADORES Aiba in this! Also, my friend kept on re-enacting the scenes from this fic (especially Sho's bewildered lines!) it's a wonder that the teacher didn't scold us xD

All in all, she LOVED it~ (i think i should shot more of your crack fics and bring them to school xD)

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ayumi_kitty September 30 2009, 07:55:21 UTC
*typo: print, not shot >.>

wth, shooting your fics and bringing them to school xD

sometimes i really dislike writing messages using the phone text-prediction system, though the typos it makes are hilarious sometimes! >#

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amh1988 September 30 2009, 14:26:37 UTC
Hhehehe
ROFL! XD

I'm really happy that you enjoyed this enough to share it with your freinds. (And that you remembered to let me know what she thought. I LOVE you for that; it brightened up my whole day.)

The only other crack fics I have so far are the 'Arashi Gospel' ones. But they're funn too, right? ^_^ I should write some more though, even though most of my Arashi crack energy is going towards the comic thing I'm doing right now. (Actually, I just posted one with Aiba working in a fast food joint because I liked the idea so much.)

I haven't really been writing much lately; I kind of hit a wall. But if you've got ideas (especially for crack) and you want to share, go right ahead. Humour always helps me overcome writers block anyway.

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ayumi_kitty September 30 2009, 14:47:06 UTC
OMG, Ami, you have read my mind. o.o

Before I clicked on the email, a random idea just popped up in my mind. And it was about crack!

How about a fic about Arashi going fishing (yup, and that includes Nino, because I'm DoS like that XD), maybe with slight Ohmiya/Sakuraiba? 8D Slight, coz y'know I'm gonna print this out and share it at school again xD I don't think my friend wants to read a high rating Sakuraiba, if you get me, and yet with me loving the Sakuraiba rabu wants some XD (I wonder if I'm making sense?)

AH! Arashi Gospel! How could I forget that!! *bricks self* I'd print it out for my own amusement and laugh during dull classes (my classmates are recently converted Arashi fangirls, they know nought of the Waking Up in Hawaii business :P)

Hehe, btw, mabo tofu in every single thing Aiba cooks-- cake AND fast food-- is AWESOME. 8D *lol*

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