"Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinian fell through my roof. He was quickly followed by a dwarf dressed as a nun ( Read more... )

OK I'm much happier now. Work still sucks (check out the news for details of our computer crash - no, not the CSA), and my gaming buddies are invisible.

But I've got a model making commision, an idea for a humourous article for my club's magazine, Freejack on DVD, and a more balanced outlook on life.

Sometimes a bit of chaos can be uplifitng

Brain flash.

My minion's name is Lemmiwinks. I think it may be a stage name.

The Rocky Horror night was fantastic. With a tiny bit of persuasion I went in 'sexy goth drag'. Mixed results followed ( Read more... )

Why must every girl I fancy be gay, mental or in some way, damaged goods? All was going well this night with a girl I will call "R": we'd talked, she'd tried on my top hat, I'd tried on her tiara (looked good, must think about getting one...), and then she showed me the name of the guy she fancied - CARVED INTO HER ARM WITH A KNIFE ( Read more... )

Dont you hate how work takes valuable time away from your social life ( Read more... )

Hooray! I've moved to a less sucky part of my works ( Read more... )

Its a tough life working for the establishment. On one hand you are privvy to the worst mishmash of un-professionalism, shoddy procedure, low morale, and damnable lies; and on the other hand you cant share any of it without becoming the next David Shayler ( Read more... )