[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO] ☯ The best first impression ever

[amidstreason]

[ The video feed switches on. From it, you can see there is a teenager with odd tattoos and green glowing lines following them. The room is only partially lit, so seeing his glowing markings isn't hard. He also has yellow eyes and a long, black horn on his neck. Carefully pausing to eye his dresser, he takes something out

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[Video]

[meat_gum]

Er-- you need help over there?

[Video]

[amidstreason]

[ Sob. He's kind of struggling off-screen. ]

I'm... I'm fine!

[ SDKJFGKJFH NOT ASKING A GIRL FOR HELP. HELL NO. HE CAN GET IT. Maybe--maybe not. sob. ]

Re: [Video]

[meat_gum]

...You sure? You seriously look like you're having trouble there.

[Video]

[amidstreason]

[ You. Are a girl. He is not asking you for help, Chie. Not embarrassing himself further, anyway, as he tries to free himself--and manages, barely. ]

I, uh--it's been awhile since I've had anything to wear...

[ To put it bluntly. So awkward. ]

[Video]

[cruelxambitions]

[Vincent is completely and utterly... unimpressed. It was like this person never dressed himself before.]

Is it really that hard?

[Voice] because he is embarrased :T CAREFUL VINCE, HE'S DEADLY. really.

[amidstreason]

[ Once he has freed himself from the cloth prison, he picks up the SFC, and it occurs to him it's broadcasting. ... Also, the fact you look like Lucifer of all people is totally not helping him. Not one bit. You are pinging his creepy radar like whoa. ]

... N-not... really... I don't remember it being this hard when I was a human...

[ Sob, his liiiiifeeeee. ]

[Video] because vincent likes to creep. see this creep face? know it well.

[cruelxambitions]

[Oh, well. Vincent does have his creepy side but he means well.. for himself.

But that sentence pinged him.]

When you were a human?

[Video] ... If only he had better judgment about rats. ;;

[amidstreason]

... Come on, is it really that hard to understand? I'm a demon.

[ Duh. And he flicks the video feed on after he's managed to free himself.

Gold eyes. Glowing, green veins around the tattoos. Horn on his neck. Hello. Naoki pauses to give Vincent a glance--something about this guy was giving him the creeps, although he really wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. Mostly because he was human. ]

[oh_neku_dear]

[He tsks at the demon. This is just...too hilarious and pathetic to pass up.]

My, my, you got yourself in quite a bind with that shirt of yours.

[amidstreason]

[ HIS LIIIIFEEEEE ]

... I've... never worn clothes like... this.

[ >: His horn is sensitive. So he kind of went toppling when it got stuck. ]

[oh_neku_dear]

[What life?]

Really? I thought that everyone wore clothes like this.

[So. Amused. He likes you, kid, stick around. Be his entertainment. He needs more trollbait, you know.]

Though, perhaps it would be better to use shirts of different styles and cut a whole for that horn of yours? I can't imagine it being comfortable without one.

[amidstreason]

...

[ His expression says "I didn't think of that." ]

I-I totally thought of that!

video.

[libraria]

[ For a long moment, Nodoka's just staring at the video screen, kind-of speechless. Then, she giggles, pressing the reply button. ]

Naoki-san? Do you want some help?

[Video] he is so embarrassed oh my god

[amidstreason]

[ S-sob. His reply is kind of half-murmured. ]

U-uh... I'm stuck.

[Video] it's okay sugarplum she'll help

[libraria]

Do you want me to come over and help, o-or? I could direct you from here, i-if you like...

[Video] that's good he's kind of just rolling around right now

[amidstreason]

[ ... He doesn't know what to do. ]

I can get it myself...

[ And then there is a really long, silent moment when it's really obvious he kind of can't. ]

[protagonized]

[He's not really...feeling up to it, but--]

...Hey. Are you okay?

[amidstreason]

[ ... A-ahaha. He's totally okay. Really. Just. Yeah. ]

Owww...

[ Oh, wait. Someone is talking to him. ]

I-I'm... I'm alright. I just hit my head.

[protagonized]

[...Snerk.

He feels you, fellow failtagonist.]

Did you at least get the shirt on?

[amidstreason]

[ He is pretty fail right now, yeah. IF IT WAS KILLING DEMONS, HE WOULDN'T BE -THIS- FAIL. >: ]

... Define... 'on'.