[THURSDAY | MORNING]

[amieranger]

Well, I just noticed I forgot to write my "oh, I'm new, please greet me!" journal yesterday (wednesday, in case you're retarded and don't even know it), so I'll be doing that now.
My name is Amie Delaine, and unless you're going to pay me, don't give me weird nicknames

Comments

[popularonthenet]

"Mini-Jin"?

*laughs*

You should feel honored, kid.

[amieranger]

I don't think so. Actually, I think this "Jin" should be the one feeling honored.
If he even has 1% of my greatness, then he should be thankful to God for such a wonderful gift.

[popularonthenet]

*twitch*

"That Jin" happens to be me. And believe me, if I had even 1% of your so-called "greatness" I just might have to kill myself.

[amieranger]

...
*sigh*
Great. I get associated to a guy who wears stupid orange glasses. Now I really am happy.
I'm the one who wants to kill himself, being associated with you. But, I think I could just leave the honor to you, if you want?
Oh, but don't worry. You have nothing of my magnificent self, you're not worth it.

Now if I'd believe in God, I would say "Nobody loves you, not even God." I guess I'll go for "Nobody loves you, not even your glasses."

[shelteredly]

.. A- annoying?..

[amieranger]

... that's exactly what I mean.

[shelteredly]

I- I'm sorry.. t- that you think I'm annoying..

R- really sorry.. S- super sorry!!

[amieranger]

. . .
Let's see, I know you're an idiot, but hey, maybe you can understand. This *tries to sound like Takeshi** "oooh, p-please f-forgive me! I-I don't want people to hate me because I-I would feel s-so lonely" is really annoying.
And it's not helping, 'cause people will hate you anyway.

[pistol_jesus]

They call you "mini-Jin"? How interesting. You must be a very impressive person.

[amieranger]

Of course I am, mr. Jesus.

[pistol_jesus]

I am not Jesus. However, my name is Takaya.

You might have to wait awhile for a room. I still do not have a room of my own and am sharing one. Perhaps you could find someone to share with?

[amieranger]

oh, you don't say. I was really believing you were the son of God. Sigh, and here I thought I could finally have salvation!

[getsukabijin]

You'll be well rewarded, I assure you. ♥

[amieranger]

Oh, I'm sure about it, miss, both you and your sister are really, really nice persons, you wouldn't ever trick such a cute, little kid like me, right?

by the way, just by adding 200 yen more to the regular fee, I shall grant you permission to call me Megame-Ochibisama or whatever you want as well!

[getsukabijin]

You'll make a fine business man someday, Ochibi. But I will have to ask my sibling first if it is necessary to pay you extra for a nickname. ♥ We are your employers, after all.

[amieranger]

I see... Then let me know her answer, I'll let you call me ochibi for the time being, but, if your sister doesn't agree with that, you'll have to stop, miss.
But I can give you a special discount, if you want.

[ashenverity]

Aren't you...young?

[amieranger]

No, actually, I'm 40 years old. I just look younger.

[ashenverity]

Right. And I'm secretly a stripper for the MiMi Club downtown.

[amieranger]

oh, I know, I saw you there.