±0.001% (rounded off to three decimal places) [bloopers;stickyyy]
Because underneath it all, they are just Super Junior|Super Junior M.
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1
Sungmin: No, Siwon, like this. You’ve got to really shake to jiggle those chins. /shakes very hard
Siwon: Hyung, you try putting on three fake chins. It’s mightily uncomfortable.
Heechul: Fuck you, I’m a frigging fish. /slaps Siwon with fin
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2
Kyuhyun arrives at the scene to see Sungmin and Zhou Mi deep in discussion with the author.
K: Hey guys, sup?
/turns to look at him with ominous expressions
Author: It's like this, Kyuhyun. I've received comments stating their desire for Qmi and Qmimin. After talking it over with Zhou Mi and Sungmin....
K: /looks over author's shoulder at Mimin
Z: /fondles gigantic nose
S: /develops sudden interest in elbow
A: ...I've decided to make this fic Mimin instead.
K: Wait a minute! This doesn't make sense at all! I'm in both Qmi and Qmimin, why are you dropping me instead?
A: I don't want to start ship wars, darling. If I go from Kyumin to Qmi, all hell will break loose. If I go to Qmimin......well, I just don't feel like writing Qmimin at the moment.
K: What? But you love Qmimin.
A: I'm sorry, Kyuhyun. But you've been around, haven't you? You kissed a woman in your frilly collar in the musical (you tried to hide it with a hat but, no). You flirted with Jonghyun in SM Ballad (what the nonsense is 2hyun?). I. I. I. I'm sick of you.
K: /stifles gasp with hand
A: I like Mimin better now.
K: Shit.
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3
S: Name me something that was invented in a state of inebriation.
/inserts meaningful pause
K: Poutine?
Z: Just.
S: Just die.
Henry: Poutine's dope, you guys.
K: Shut up, you're not even in this fic.
H: One day, I'm going to stick this bow up your-know-where when you least expect it and it will hurt.
K: Where?
Z: He means your ass, Kyuhyun.
K: Oh. Oh.
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4
K: Was that really your first kiss?
Z: No, that wasn’t.
K: I wasn’t asking yo-hey, wait
S: Are you slow or what.
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5
Ryeowook: Seriously, you guys, what the hell is a Rilakkuma?
S: You really have to stop making people Google Rilakkuma, you know.
A: 囧RZ
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6
R: I really hate that whenever there's me, there's gotta be you. You're not even in this fic and people are pairing us up in the comments!
Yesung: Yeah, ok, fine. You know, I've read our fanfics before.
R: ...you know those philtrum jokes are getting old, don't you?
Y: Yeah, I know.
R: ...
Y: ...
R: So why don't you take your finger off my philtrum.
Y: But it's so mesmerizing, there's something about your philtrum...
A: Take it off Yesung, or I'm going to insert tiny hands references in the fic, if I ever plan to write you in.
Y: That's, that's low. /takes finger off
A: God, I love being a fanfic writer.
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7
R: I really hate that whenever there's me, there's gotta be you. You're not even in this fic and people are pairing us up in the comments!
Yesung: Yeah, ok, fine. You know, I've read our fanfics before.
R: So...who tops...?
Y: ...
R: ...
Y: :D
R: It's ok, I can deal with this...so, out of those fics you've read, in how many of them did I top?
Y: ...
R: ...
Y: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
R: Fucking hell.
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8
S: Dance in the rain.
K: ...
S: Dance in the rain?
K: ...
Z: Dance in the dark?
K: Shut. Up. Or I'm going to flush you down the nearest toilet bowl.
Z: ◕﹏◕
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Qmimin: You've updated! \(≧▽≦)/
A: Can I rest for another 6 months then?
K: No.
A: Harsh, don't you think?
Z: No.
S: No.
A: ◕_◕
last edited → 13aug2011
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1
Sungmin: No, Siwon, like this. You’ve got to really shake to jiggle those chins. /shakes very hard
Siwon: Hyung, you try putting on three fake chins. It’s mightily uncomfortable.
Heechul: Fuck you, I’m a frigging fish. /slaps Siwon with fin
. . . . .
2
Kyuhyun arrives at the scene to see Sungmin and Zhou Mi deep in discussion with the author.
K: Hey guys, sup?
/turns to look at him with ominous expressions
Author: It's like this, Kyuhyun. I've received comments stating their desire for Qmi and Qmimin. After talking it over with Zhou Mi and Sungmin....
K: /looks over author's shoulder at Mimin
Z: /fondles gigantic nose
S: /develops sudden interest in elbow
A: ...I've decided to make this fic Mimin instead.
K: Wait a minute! This doesn't make sense at all! I'm in both Qmi and Qmimin, why are you dropping me instead?
A: I don't want to start ship wars, darling. If I go from Kyumin to Qmi, all hell will break loose. If I go to Qmimin......well, I just don't feel like writing Qmimin at the moment.
K: What? But you love Qmimin.
A: I'm sorry, Kyuhyun. But you've been around, haven't you? You kissed a woman in your frilly collar in the musical (you tried to hide it with a hat but, no). You flirted with Jonghyun in SM Ballad (what the nonsense is 2hyun?). I. I. I. I'm sick of you.
K: /stifles gasp with hand
A: I like Mimin better now.
K: Shit.
. . . . .
3
S: Name me something that was invented in a state of inebriation.
/inserts meaningful pause
K: Poutine?
Z: Just.
S: Just die.
Henry: Poutine's dope, you guys.
K: Shut up, you're not even in this fic.
H: One day, I'm going to stick this bow up your-know-where when you least expect it and it will hurt.
K: Where?
Z: He means your ass, Kyuhyun.
K: Oh. Oh.
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4
K: Was that really your first kiss?
Z: No, that wasn’t.
K: I wasn’t asking yo-hey, wait
S: Are you slow or what.
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5
Ryeowook: Seriously, you guys, what the hell is a Rilakkuma?
S: You really have to stop making people Google Rilakkuma, you know.
A: 囧RZ
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6
R: I really hate that whenever there's me, there's gotta be you. You're not even in this fic and people are pairing us up in the comments!
Yesung: Yeah, ok, fine. You know, I've read our fanfics before.
R: ...you know those philtrum jokes are getting old, don't you?
Y: Yeah, I know.
R: ...
Y: ...
R: So why don't you take your finger off my philtrum.
Y: But it's so mesmerizing, there's something about your philtrum...
A: Take it off Yesung, or I'm going to insert tiny hands references in the fic, if I ever plan to write you in.
Y: That's, that's low. /takes finger off
A: God, I love being a fanfic writer.
. . . . .
7
R: I really hate that whenever there's me, there's gotta be you. You're not even in this fic and people are pairing us up in the comments!
Yesung: Yeah, ok, fine. You know, I've read our fanfics before.
R: So...who tops...?
Y: ...
R: ...
Y: :D
R: It's ok, I can deal with this...so, out of those fics you've read, in how many of them did I top?
Y: ...
R: ...
Y: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
R: Fucking hell.
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8
S: Dance in the rain.
K: ...
S: Dance in the rain?
K: ...
Z: Dance in the dark?
K: Shut. Up. Or I'm going to flush you down the nearest toilet bowl.
Z: ◕﹏◕
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Qmimin: You've updated! \(≧▽≦)/
A: Can I rest for another 6 months then?
K: No.
A: Harsh, don't you think?
Z: No.
S: No.
A: ◕_◕
last edited → 13aug2011