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[amillo]

Dude. I've been thinking ever since Manwe ran off to go do whatever it is he does when he isn't kidnapped. My life has no meaning. I mean, sure, I yearn for my old status and plot daily, but really. I need to make a contribution to the world. Think about someone either then myself.

That in mind, hey you!Consider yourself adopted

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[tilion]

wowowow hi!! do i call you papa?

[amillo]

Sure thing, little guy! I got you a bonnet and the cutest little booties too. Does your diaper need changed? Do you want your bottle? I DON'T KNOW WHERE MOMMY IS STOP ASKING THE COYOTES ATE HER Aakhdakshdkahd...

Oh right. Relaxing lessons.

First you take the nifty white lit thing. Place the end that is not burning in your mouth. Inhale.

Repeat as needed.

[tilion]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh

like this, sorta?

[amillo]

Exactly! I'm so proud!

No! DON'T EAT IT.

...damnit.