Some lady had her period and/or exploded out of her vagina all over one of the Food City restrooms.

Guess who had to clean it up?

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Some lady said I looked "Mighty fine! blah blah blah..." towards the end of my shift though. It made it so worth it.

I completed my first 5 hour shift at Food City last night. I was a bit apprehensive at first, and wasn't exactly sure what to do (it was my first day), but everything fell into line fairly quickly. Blah blah blah.. This is all stupid. Of course everything fell into line quickly, I'm just bagging groceries ( Read more... )

I'm officially a member of the work force.

Hoo-ah!

MONEY

Lisa from America's Next Top Model is my idol.

My grandma called to say her cousin's nephew is a violist at Oberlin. My family is too cool. We should totally play the Bruch Double Concerto ( Read more... )

This morning, I awoke with thoughts of canyons, a game of tag with friends, ladders, and hostile skeleton-zombies singing excerpts from Le Nozze di Figaro. Dreams that involve the deaths of friends are somehow less disturbing when operatic corpses are involved ( Read more... )

Maybe it is just because I'm leaving in a couple months, but recently, I've become very conscious of the social context of my friends (I'm including myself in that category) and the stupid things we do ( Read more... )

Four jobs you have had in your life ( Read more... )

This layout hurts my head, but I'm sick of toying with it. I like it..?