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ok, so i dont expect you to read all of this. if you do, tell me and you will hold a special place in my heart until the end of time.
pulmonary apathy: how christmas
pulmonary apathy: hows*
ahah skank: .OKAY
ahah skank: whats ur cell nubmer
pulmonary apathy: 687.1359.
pulmonary apathy: i dont think you can get much more random.
ahah skank: no no i could
pulmonary apathy: why, should i be expecting a call. or should i just expect the night to stay dull.
ahah skank: wondering,
pulmonary apathy: maybe ill beat you to it.
ahah skank: u dont have my number wuhhhahaha
ahah skank: hey john, how was ur xmas?
pulmonary apathy: it was alright.
pulmonary apathy: i got herpes. but i gave genital warts.
pulmonary apathy: so i think im better off.
ahah skank: JOHN if you dont shut up about ur STDS ill shove pine-sol so far up ur ass ull think your a lemon
pulmonary apathy: you know the funny thing is: i drank this lemonade tonight that my dad, aunt and grandma said tastes like pine-sol.
ahah skank: its like ESPN , or somethign?
pulmonary apathy: dont ever try,
pulmonary apathy: that was horrible.
ahah skank: JOHN FUCKOFF. or die
ahah skank: i love you
pulmonary apathy: youre the air i breathe.
ahah skank: you the.... your the... YOUR THE... your the uhh orange i peel
pulmonary apathy: eww, penisfuck.
ahah skank: ewww pussyinspector
pulmonary apathy: well, youre the q-tip i rub my vagina with while i think of illegal aliens.
ahah skank: well, thanks
pulmonary apathy: if youre lucky ill give you a post-christmas handjob.
pulmonary apathy: for only $30.
ahah skank: youd make a good prostitue,
pulmonary apathy: youd make a good pimp.
ahah skank: i no this
pulmonary apathy: i have to water my lucky bamboo.
pulmonary apathy: again
ahah skank: wtf. i have a purple one
ahah skank: jk
pulmonary apathy: penis?
ahah skank: camel toe?
pulmonary apathy: nice
pulmonary apathy: tight, underage pussy always gets me going.
pulmonary apathy: that hairless, penis hug makes me feel warm all over.
ahah skank: HAHAHAHAHA
pulmonary apathy: then i ejaculate, and then i cry.
ahah skank: and then the young boy feels relevied and grabs his teddy bear companion and falls back into his deep sleep
pulmonary apathy: next to the hoe he thinks has a vagina.
ahah skank: SITTING ontop of his friend who moves is jock strap out of the way and caresses himself for hours
pulmonary apathy: the two boys rub vicks vapoRub all over their anuss?
ahah skank: i own u in this shit my friend
pulmonary apathy: then later that night they call up the most expensive prostitute in town; alexandra.
pulmonary apathy: for a threeway like nothing ever, past or in the future.
ahah skank: I STILL OWN U
pulmonary apathy: hello darling.
ahah skank: whats ur dads name?
pulmonary apathy: howard
pulmonary apathy: opdfjsihjay
ahah skank: there was a teacher at the middle school, who had sag tits galore; her name was ms. howard
pulmonary apathy: my mommys name is daisy.
ahah skank: DAISY HOWARD
ahah skank: JOHN
ahah skank: DAISY HOWARD JOHN
ahah skank: DAISY HOWARD JOHN
pulmonary apathy: ya, my parents are divorced.
pulmonary apathy: so i dunnnnno.
ahah skank: SO ARE MINE . but my mom maried a male whore
pulmonary apathy: my parents boy have a new person
pulmonary apathy: not married, thoguh.
pulmonary apathy: though*
ahah skank: john i hate u
pulmonary apathy: why
ahah skank: i dont
pulmonary apathy: do you have dsl
ahah skank: nope i jus have regular interntet?
pulmonary apathy: oh
pulmonary apathy: well, i guess you dont need to hear the music
pulmonary apathy: http://profiles.myspace.com/users/8209627
pulmonary apathy: i made this new layout
ahah skank: shutup
pulmonary apathy: look at it or ill fucking cut you
ahah skank: do u have mood swings?
pulmonary apathy: im bi
pulmonary apathy: sexual and polar
ahah skank: but do u have modd swings?
pulmonary apathy: i just fucking answered you
pulmonary apathy: pay attention
ahah skank: haha your funny
ahah skank: i poped u a comment cheerrie
ahah skank: lol jk fat tommy said that so i thot i would also
ahah skank: dont think im weird, plese
pulmonary apathy: tommy is fucking awesome
ahah skank: noo not TOM TOM
ahah skank: some fat wad onm yspace world
pulmonary apathy: oh
ahah skank: can u please bow down and appreciate my comment
pulmonary apathy: ok
pulmonary apathy: hey, marry me
ahah skank: im already married abou 2340987435 times so i guess another time wont hurt
ahah skank: .. so i guess what im saying. is dont be pissed when ur babys mexican
pulmonary apathy: do be pissed if you get genital warts
ahah skank: its okay itll be worth all the sex
pulmonary apathy: duh
ahah skank: U DID NOT JUST FUCKING SAY DUH.
pulmonary apathy: what, what do you want me to say.
pulmonary apathy: ali is the best sex of my life.
pulmonary apathy: she works me like a fucking tool.
ahah skank: something like that
ahah skank: and no i wont make my writting smaller
ahah skank: , gummybear
pulmonary apathy: im going to call you dear from now on
pulmonary apathy: actually, no thats too popular.
pulmonary apathy: im going to call you kuch.
ahah skank: k ill stick to gummybear only because they carry vitimin C
ahah skank: actually they d ont but we can say they do, or something
pulmonary apathy: so im gummybear
ahah skank: duh
pulmonary apathy: dude dont be a fag, suck my tounge.
ahah skank: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SKANKBITCH
pulmonary apathy: say please
ahah skank: please.
pulmonary apathy: no
ahah skank: k.
pulmonary apathy: i need some emergency clit asap.
ahah skank: john. u like dicks. remember that
pulmonary apathy: can i have yours
ahah skank: i can send amber in a takeout box
ahah skank: I DONT HAVE A COCK, okay
pulmonary apathy: then can i have whatever you have
pulmonary apathy: herpes is a good deal
ahah skank: i can give u a whole easter basket full of surprises
pulmonary apathy: sounds good
pulmonary apathy: i gave you the wrong number
pulmonary apathy: its 687.1359
ahah skank: i dnot feel like changing it. so i wont
ahah skank: but im gonna goe because i have to eat food
pulmonary apathy: no
pulmonary apathy: come back
ahah skank: ... maybe
pulmonary apathy: no
pulmonary apathy: its an of course
ahah skank signed off at 12:44:27 AM.
if you dont feel like read that far. fuck you. hey, who wants to make some plans to celebrate the new year with a little haze. if you do, then hit me up, fool.
ppost script: my layout took 30 minutes. you best look at it, and please, be harsh. http://profiles.myspace.com/users/8209627