Place it in the Microwave and set it to Cardiac Arrest...

[amnesiac157]

well today i played quite a bit of .Hack Part2...then i helped my mom mow the backyard. you should've see us, we have one of those lawnmowers with many switches and pulleys, so were lookin at it and pullin levers like confused chimps(we finally got it started). alyssa then runs out from under the deck pointin out a large, very large beetle. i

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[zerowulf]

I umm...at my grandparent's house once, I saw this huge beetle, and took a sparkler (it was around the Fourth of July)...Lit the sparkler...and let it burn. Sparklers get *VERY* hot at the tip, I actually caught the beetle on fire...