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[amnoturmonkey]

OHMYGOD THE JIB CON LOVE ALL OVER MY FLIST. IT'S 3 AM AND I HAVE TO WORK I SHOULD BE SLEEPING. BUT. BUT.
THE BROMANCE, THE PRETTY, THE CRAZY, THE FAKE ORGASMS!!!!

AND IN ALL OF THIS BEAUTY, SOMETHING HAS MY HEART CLENCHING AS IF IT WERE SQUELCHED BY A GIGANTIC SASQUATCHY FIST.

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[watercolourblue]

WITH A MONSTROUS CANDY TASTING C0CK

I wonder if it jizzes dark chocolate haagen-dazs??

[amnoturmonkey]

I had been operating under the impression that his jizz would have to be magical rainbow colored sparkles. But perfection breeds perfection... so to speak, so YES, DARK CHOCOLATE HAAGEN-DAZS.

... Although it would look... very, very odd... don't you think? 0o Imagine he jizzes his pants... the magic would be broken...

[watercolourblue]

that's true. that's an image that would break the magic. Sparkles it is!! ~ ♥ ~

[watercolourblue]

also: "fan favorite non-human" LOL

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljimguCYlD1qeyue6o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1302657854&Signature=VnF9gjJZ3NLGeYopsXSMBiCpwx0%3D

[amnoturmonkey]

Why is Misha a DJ? Is there some sort of secret meaning to this photoshoot?

LOOOL Non-human XDDD It's so cool, that such a categotry even exists. And yeah, Misha tops ALL.

[watercolourblue]

lol I have no idea, but when this comes out i'll snag it for you. :)

[amnoturmonkey]

*RAINBOW VOMITS WITH YOU*

HE'S SO PERFECT, WHY CAN'T HE BE EVEN MORE PERFECT AND BE RIGHT HERE AND SINGLE??????????? I WOULD CHANGE NOTHING IN HIM, NOTHING. EXCEPT THAT, LOCATION AND MARITAL STATUS.