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[amoebaman]

"Ahem. Excuse me, folks- If I could have your attention for a moment, I have an announcement to make. As some of you may have heard, somewhere in Texas, a man beat and shot dead a helpless, crying 13-year-old boy. He was acquitted for self-defense. I'd just like to say that there is no God, and fuck all of you. Good night."

Comments

[spacedoobie]

oh god oh god oh god what

He beat them while they were on their knees and shot one of them in the back. It's like Pulp Fiction without the happy ending, or the sodomy.

I just love how most of the people quoted are saying how happy they are that justice was served, and how thrilled they are that the system works.

[vorpal_rabbit]

I believe the proper response is "Fuck you, Texas."

[dementedelement]

what the fucking fuck

okay, what we need to do is, we need to fucking bomb texas off the face of the fucking planet