By the will of God, we have Steve Francis back. This makes me happy. Happy happy happy. Thank you, God. Definitely the first "prayer" I can remember being answered. Sure, I didn't pray but you looked directly into my soul and knew what I've wanted for the last three years, didn't you? That's a pretty neat trick. A few more would be nice every now ( Read more... )

Muthafucka could stop bullets...you expect me to believe he couldn't stop a short charging asian?!

OMFG!! STARCRAFT 2! STARCRAFT 2! You have no idea who happy this makes me.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate being at home?

I hate being at home. Although, I'll probably hate India worse...

*sigh*...

Today was an absolutely ridiculous day in sports. First of all, Jason Kidd is a fucking monster, and I hope VC and JKidd can come back and beat Lebron. They did today, which was a good thing ( Read more... )

This is like Snakes on a Plane...hilarious because it's so stupid. Still worth watching...

Baby got bible: http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/song_dance/stupid_rap/

unny shit that made me feel better about the rockets losing game 7 in the last 8 seconds

don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it

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what?
oh shit
don't you hate it when you DROP shit

67% of girls are stupid
i ( Read more... )

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

FUCK!

Rockets fall to Utah in game 7. Such a familiar phrase. That's the least favorite phrase from my childhood and here it is back to haunt me again.

FUCK YOU SALT LAKE CITY!

Rockets vs Utah Jazz. Game 7? Hmm...where have I heard this before. True, it's not the conference finals, but if we win tomorrow night that's where we'll be heading I would assume. MUTHAFUCKING ROCKETS BABY. It ain't Hakeem and Clyde no more, but Yao and TMac SHOULD NOT BE FUCKED WITH! (Unless you happen to be Hakeem and Clyde...or Jordan...or the ( Read more... )