//A Running Commentary// GET IT AWAYYYYY
GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CHINESE ELECTRIC BATMAN! TWO UPDATES IN A ROW?!
Jac asked me to post what I had sofar instead of TL;DRing more so, uhh... MINIUPDATE GETTO
AND NOW WE HAVE A DRUNKIE PRIEST AND A WHORE IN MY PARTY
Time to move on in our EPIC QUEST of... idk something about Althena and a cosmic horror but we all know Hiro's just in it for the sexings.
So is Ronfar.
Maybe Jean too, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
Anyway, we're three hours, fourty-five minutes into the game. Which spans across three CDs.
I should probably make the parts longer.
WELCOME TO TAKKAR
"The northern gate is closed until further notice, so you won't be going anywhere soon."
This looks like a job for FINDING A NEW FUCKING ROUTE
TREASURE BOX
Holy Water.
THANKS FOR NOTHING
The other one had a Star Light. This I approve of ♥
TWO BABES AND NO FLEAS.
Ronfar, your priorities need work
Brb bothering the cultists
WEAPONS AND ARMOR TIME
Entering: 3385
Left with: 1528
That was... not as painful as I had expected.
Even considering I accidentally bought an extra chainmail and had to resell it at half price.
:Db
Passion Fruit getto
Time to move the plot a bit
Half of Takkar is uppity about the north gate being closed. The other half is uppity about HER. The crazy stalker girl in the dark cloak.
NOTE. SHE HAS A PORTRAIT.
PORTRAIT. SHE HAS IT.
Hello future primary character how are you this fine evening?
PAHAHAHAHA oh Ronfarrrrrr
Hey, who's that over there? On the right side of the screen? See her? SEE HER?
Closer.
Closer.
CLOSER.
JESUS CHRIST STALKER WOMAN GTFO
I don't like this.
Entrance to a mountain pass, followed by a haunted mansion.
GRINDFEST TIIIIIIME
Be back when I'm level 22
These monsters only do 1 dmg
...
I think I miiiight be a bit overleveled
THE MONKEYS THROW ROCKS
OW FUCK STOP KNOCKING ME DOWN WHEN I'M WALKING
FUCKERSSSSSSS
... Oh god what if they're not throwing rocks
HEY RONFAR, GET IN THE FRONT LINE
Purity Ring!
... Too easy.
And a wind ring!
Decreases fire and earth damage
Eh, let's shove it on Hiro. He's our number one meatshield anyway
Mountain pass done
Which means...
MANSION RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
302 bucks hells yeah
RONFAR STOP MAKING MY LIFE DIFFICULT GUH
Hiro hits 19--AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH MY EMULATOR CRASHED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHFLXCKJKJFRH;YERHFC
AWJSKDCHXJKSE
TRDKGFJVH
Brb doing it all over again guhhhhhhhh
I hate my life
All better.
HIRO HITS 19 YAAAAAY
Holy Water
... These are this dungeon's equivalent of the fucking Herbs, aren't they?
FLIPPING TABLES NOW AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Angel's Tear~
Jean hits 18
Fuck level 22, I'm just grinding to 20.
Ronfar hits 19 a bit afterwards
Star Liiiight~
I got a healing nut from that battle
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I AM SO MATURE :B
Didn't I do that in Part 1?
herb
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-
Another Star Light ♥
GOOD JOB RONFAR
YES, LET'S WALK RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RANGED ATTACK AND DIE
STOP MAKING MY LIFE DIFFICULT;;;;
Jean hits 19
Hiro 20
Vortex; all enemy wind attack
HOLY SHIT SOMETHING USEFUL WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Ten bucks says it's not worth the SP
FUCKING HELL LUCIA
SUCK IT UP ALREADY
Ronfar 20
45 minutes later
askjfxlkcjkljdsgkahld
Oh Ronfar
Also that is the best expression ever when you zoom in
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR THINKY THINKY TAIM
Okay enough fucking around
BOSS TIME
It's...!
... A gay clown
And yes I know Jean's only 19, but she's 203 exp away AND I SAY FUCK IT
I'm overleveled anyway
LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO KILL IT
Second form
And yes, Ronfar did run away like a little fag
Fucking clown trying to kilk mah healbot
Third form
DEAD!
... Did I just kill a gay clown?
Thirteen minutes :Db
Hiro 21
Ronfar 21; Revive Litany, revives ally (FUCK YESSSSSS)
Jean 20; Moth Dance, poison an area of enemies
BAHAHAHAHAA
I LOVE HER ENTRANCE
Rips off her cloak and ~*~*~*~SPARKLES~*~*~*~
And breaks the brains of everyone else in the party in one fell swoop
SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW PARTY MEMBER, GENERIC BLACK MAGE AND MONEY-GRUBBING RAGE FANGIRL~~~
LEMINA AUSA
Last name sound familiar~~? I'm looking at you TSS vets.
SHE HAS THE SINGLE GREATEST EXPRESSION SET
And there's the generic ANGER/DEPRESSION ones, but those don't come up until waaaaay later in the plot
She's too busy spazzing for the next forever before she gets dramadramatastic
FUN FACT: Every one except the last one? Used in the very first conversation
VERY FIRST CONVERSATION
Moving on
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Then Ronfar hits on Lemina
UGHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRONNNFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
.... sure ya do
Lemina why did you lead us to a clif--MAGIC CARPET
Yes, THIS is your new party member
A failure, a derpcase alien, a drunkie!priest, a prostitute, and a cash whore. With a flying cat for a mascot.
OFF TO SAVE THE WORLD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
...
We're doomed.
NEXT INSTALLMENT: I want to run my fingers through his hair... I mean what
Jac asked me to post what I had sofar instead of TL;DRing more so, uhh... MINIUPDATE GETTO
AND NOW WE HAVE A DRUNKIE PRIEST AND A WHORE IN MY PARTY
Time to move on in our EPIC QUEST of... idk something about Althena and a cosmic horror but we all know Hiro's just in it for the sexings.
So is Ronfar.
Maybe Jean too, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
Anyway, we're three hours, fourty-five minutes into the game. Which spans across three CDs.
I should probably make the parts longer.
WELCOME TO TAKKAR
"The northern gate is closed until further notice, so you won't be going anywhere soon."
This looks like a job for FINDING A NEW FUCKING ROUTE
TREASURE BOX
Holy Water.
THANKS FOR NOTHING
The other one had a Star Light. This I approve of ♥
TWO BABES AND NO FLEAS.
Ronfar, your priorities need work
Brb bothering the cultists
WEAPONS AND ARMOR TIME
Entering: 3385
Left with: 1528
That was... not as painful as I had expected.
Even considering I accidentally bought an extra chainmail and had to resell it at half price.
:Db
Passion Fruit getto
Time to move the plot a bit
Half of Takkar is uppity about the north gate being closed. The other half is uppity about HER. The crazy stalker girl in the dark cloak.
NOTE. SHE HAS A PORTRAIT.
PORTRAIT. SHE HAS IT.
Hello future primary character how are you this fine evening?
PAHAHAHAHA oh Ronfarrrrrr
Hey, who's that over there? On the right side of the screen? See her? SEE HER?
Closer.
Closer.
CLOSER.
JESUS CHRIST STALKER WOMAN GTFO
I don't like this.
Entrance to a mountain pass, followed by a haunted mansion.
GRINDFEST TIIIIIIME
Be back when I'm level 22
These monsters only do 1 dmg
...
I think I miiiight be a bit overleveled
THE MONKEYS THROW ROCKS
OW FUCK STOP KNOCKING ME DOWN WHEN I'M WALKING
FUCKERSSSSSSS
... Oh god what if they're not throwing rocks
HEY RONFAR, GET IN THE FRONT LINE
Purity Ring!
... Too easy.
And a wind ring!
Decreases fire and earth damage
Eh, let's shove it on Hiro. He's our number one meatshield anyway
Mountain pass done
Which means...
MANSION RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID
302 bucks hells yeah
RONFAR STOP MAKING MY LIFE DIFFICULT GUH
Hiro hits 19--AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH MY EMULATOR CRASHED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHFLXCKJKJFRH;YERHFC
AWJSKDCHXJKSE
TRDKGFJVH
Brb doing it all over again guhhhhhhhh
I hate my life
All better.
HIRO HITS 19 YAAAAAY
Holy Water
... These are this dungeon's equivalent of the fucking Herbs, aren't they?
FLIPPING TABLES NOW AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Angel's Tear~
Jean hits 18
Fuck level 22, I'm just grinding to 20.
Ronfar hits 19 a bit afterwards
Star Liiiight~
I got a healing nut from that battle
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I AM SO MATURE :B
Didn't I do that in Part 1?
herb
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-
Another Star Light ♥
GOOD JOB RONFAR
YES, LET'S WALK RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RANGED ATTACK AND DIE
STOP MAKING MY LIFE DIFFICULT;;;;
Jean hits 19
Hiro 20
Vortex; all enemy wind attack
HOLY SHIT SOMETHING USEFUL WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Ten bucks says it's not worth the SP
FUCKING HELL LUCIA
SUCK IT UP ALREADY
Ronfar 20
45 minutes later
askjfxlkcjkljdsgkahld
Oh Ronfar
Also that is the best expression ever when you zoom in
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR THINKY THINKY TAIM
Okay enough fucking around
BOSS TIME
It's...!
... A gay clown
And yes I know Jean's only 19, but she's 203 exp away AND I SAY FUCK IT
I'm overleveled anyway
LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES TO KILL IT
Second form
And yes, Ronfar did run away like a little fag
Fucking clown trying to kilk mah healbot
Third form
DEAD!
... Did I just kill a gay clown?
Thirteen minutes :Db
Hiro 21
Ronfar 21; Revive Litany, revives ally (FUCK YESSSSSS)
Jean 20; Moth Dance, poison an area of enemies
BAHAHAHAHAA
I LOVE HER ENTRANCE
Rips off her cloak and ~*~*~*~SPARKLES~*~*~*~
And breaks the brains of everyone else in the party in one fell swoop
SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW PARTY MEMBER, GENERIC BLACK MAGE AND MONEY-GRUBBING RAGE FANGIRL~~~
LEMINA AUSA
Last name sound familiar~~? I'm looking at you TSS vets.
SHE HAS THE SINGLE GREATEST EXPRESSION SET
And there's the generic ANGER/DEPRESSION ones, but those don't come up until waaaaay later in the plot
She's too busy spazzing for the next forever before she gets dramadramatastic
FUN FACT: Every one except the last one? Used in the very first conversation
VERY FIRST CONVERSATION
Moving on
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
Then Ronfar hits on Lemina
UGHHHH RRRRRRRRRRRRRONNNFARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
.... sure ya do
Lemina why did you lead us to a clif--MAGIC CARPET
Yes, THIS is your new party member
A failure, a derpcase alien, a drunkie!priest, a prostitute, and a cash whore. With a flying cat for a mascot.
OFF TO SAVE THE WORLD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
...
We're doomed.
NEXT INSTALLMENT: I want to run my fingers through his hair... I mean what