Bit of advice...don't put a sock in your pants. Yep, it happened.
I went on a date with a guy..luckily I met him at a restaurant--which was crowded, so we had to stand at the bar...and I kept noticing his "bulge" was shifting and not in a good way. After about an hour of this, it started to bother me watching it move. I politely told him (cuz I figure we are grownz people)..."umm, is something wrong with your bulge". He didn't even know what to say. He turned red...and he was dark cholcolate!!!!
Yep, never saw him again. At least wear tighter draws to keep a hold of your sock!!!!
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Bit of advice...don't put a sock in your pants. Yep, it happened.
I went on a date with a guy..luckily I met him at a restaurant--which was crowded, so we had to stand at the bar...and I kept noticing his "bulge" was shifting and not in a good way. After about an hour of this, it started to bother me watching it move. I politely told him (cuz I figure we are grownz people)..."umm, is something wrong with your bulge". He didn't even know what to say. He turned red...and he was dark cholcolate!!!!
Yep, never saw him again. At least wear tighter draws to keep a hold of your sock!!!!
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That is crazy! I can say firmly that I have never placed a sock over my junk. I just can't be that damn insecure. Shit.
I'm glad to see that a couple of you now think shes into me.
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