[FIC] Surprise, surprise!
Title: Surprise, surprise!
Author: Amouralamer
Length: Oneshot
Pairings: Jaejoong/Changmin
Rating: PG-13, just to be safe
Genre: Humor
Summary: Jaejoong and Changmin have something to tell the other members.
Disclaimer: If I can’t have Dbsk, I’ll settle for my own holo-deck. Can you just imagine…?
“Any idea what this is all about?” Yoochun flopped down onto the sofa next to Junsu, tired. It was late by Dbsk standards and all the boys had been heading to bed.
Junsu was already in his pajamas. They were a brightly patterned flannel set depicting frolicking happy dolphins and smiling suns that had been sent to Su by a fan. The sight of them always made Yoochun smile.
“Not a clue. Maybe Yunho knows?” Junsu gestured to the Dbsk leader currently heading their way. Yunho had obviously been woken up and he didn’t seem entirely thrilled by it.
“What is going on?” Yunho was rubbing the sleep out of both eyes with his fists and looking like nothing so much as a disgruntled two year old. He took a seat next to the other two.
“We don’t know hyung. Jaejoong just said to meet him in the living room.” Yoochun looked around. “Where is Changmin?”
It was at this point that Jaejoong and Changmin exited Min’s room together and made their way down the hall. Coming to the living room they paused just on the threshold, both looking a little nervous. Glancing at one another they took the last few steps into the room and stopped.
Yunho was the first to speak.
“What is this about Jaejoo-whyyyy are you and Changmin holding hands?”
Su and Chun’s heads both snapped down to see Jaejoong’s fingers firmly entwined with Changmin’s.
Their fingers tightened visibly on each other’s hands and they began looking even more nervous than before.
Taking a deep breath, Jaejoong said, “Min and I have something we need to tell you. We…well…Changmin and I…what I mean is…” Seeing that Jaejoong was getting nowhere fast Min decided to step in.
“What Jae is trying to say is that we are together.” Seeing no response on the faces of his hyungdeul Changmin tries again. “As in…we’re a couple.” Still nothing. “You know…boyfriends, partners, lovers, we suck each other’s-”
“OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!” Yunho waved his hands in the air as if that would dispel the mental images that his poor brain had started to conjure up. Junsu looked as if he might be scarred for life. Yoochun just looked sick.
“I was going to say faces. We suck each other’s faces.” Min was wickedly amused.
Jaejoong gave him a look.
They let the others have a moment for it to sink in.
Junsu was the first to recover. “You’ve been hiding this from us for how long?”
Jaejoong thought for a second and said, “A little over a year and a half.” Changmin nodded.
“So why tell us now?” Yoochun asked and then mumbled to himself, “I wouldn’t have minded if I never found out.”
Changmin looked to his lover before answering. Jaejoong nodded encouragingly. Turning back to their bandmates Changmin told them, “Jaejoong and I are having a baby.”
At once all eyes shot to Jaejoong’s stomach.
“Yah! Why do you automatically assume that I’m the one who is knocked up?!” Jaejoong looked annoyed. “For your information the only time I can get Min to top is if it’s my birthday or something. Changmin LIKES to be the uke!”
“TOO MUCH INFORMATION!” Yunho was waving his hands again.
Jaejoong rolled his eyes. "Anyway, we thought you should know. About the baby."
“And now that you know about us” Min added with determination, "we won’t be hiding anymore.”
Chun looked suspicious. “Just what is that supposed to mean?”
Instead of answering Changmin grabbed Jaejoong and started kissing him to a loud chorus of “Eeeeewww!”
When he dropped to his knees and began undoing Jaejoong’s belt the other men bolted.
Snickering, Min and Jae watched their panicked exodus.
“You enjoyed that didn’t you?” Jaejoong lightly one-touched Changmin, but couldn’t keep the smile from his voice.
“You did too, don’t lie.” Changmin said as he got to his feet.
Jaejoong just smirked.
“You do realize, don’t you, that they won’t come out of their rooms for hours? They will be too afraid of what they might see.” Min said reaching for his lover and pulling him towards the now empty sofa.
Jaejoong’s look turned skeptical. “You’re not suggesting…..?”
Min grinned.
“Come on baby, I’ll even top. Maybe we can knock you up too.”
♥♥♥
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Author: Amouralamer
Length: Oneshot
Pairings: Jaejoong/Changmin
Rating: PG-13, just to be safe
Genre: Humor
Summary: Jaejoong and Changmin have something to tell the other members.
Disclaimer: If I can’t have Dbsk, I’ll settle for my own holo-deck. Can you just imagine…?
“Any idea what this is all about?” Yoochun flopped down onto the sofa next to Junsu, tired. It was late by Dbsk standards and all the boys had been heading to bed.
Junsu was already in his pajamas. They were a brightly patterned flannel set depicting frolicking happy dolphins and smiling suns that had been sent to Su by a fan. The sight of them always made Yoochun smile.
“Not a clue. Maybe Yunho knows?” Junsu gestured to the Dbsk leader currently heading their way. Yunho had obviously been woken up and he didn’t seem entirely thrilled by it.
“What is going on?” Yunho was rubbing the sleep out of both eyes with his fists and looking like nothing so much as a disgruntled two year old. He took a seat next to the other two.
“We don’t know hyung. Jaejoong just said to meet him in the living room.” Yoochun looked around. “Where is Changmin?”
It was at this point that Jaejoong and Changmin exited Min’s room together and made their way down the hall. Coming to the living room they paused just on the threshold, both looking a little nervous. Glancing at one another they took the last few steps into the room and stopped.
Yunho was the first to speak.
“What is this about Jaejoo-whyyyy are you and Changmin holding hands?”
Su and Chun’s heads both snapped down to see Jaejoong’s fingers firmly entwined with Changmin’s.
Their fingers tightened visibly on each other’s hands and they began looking even more nervous than before.
Taking a deep breath, Jaejoong said, “Min and I have something we need to tell you. We…well…Changmin and I…what I mean is…” Seeing that Jaejoong was getting nowhere fast Min decided to step in.
“What Jae is trying to say is that we are together.” Seeing no response on the faces of his hyungdeul Changmin tries again. “As in…we’re a couple.” Still nothing. “You know…boyfriends, partners, lovers, we suck each other’s-”
“OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!” Yunho waved his hands in the air as if that would dispel the mental images that his poor brain had started to conjure up. Junsu looked as if he might be scarred for life. Yoochun just looked sick.
“I was going to say faces. We suck each other’s faces.” Min was wickedly amused.
Jaejoong gave him a look.
They let the others have a moment for it to sink in.
Junsu was the first to recover. “You’ve been hiding this from us for how long?”
Jaejoong thought for a second and said, “A little over a year and a half.” Changmin nodded.
“So why tell us now?” Yoochun asked and then mumbled to himself, “I wouldn’t have minded if I never found out.”
Changmin looked to his lover before answering. Jaejoong nodded encouragingly. Turning back to their bandmates Changmin told them, “Jaejoong and I are having a baby.”
At once all eyes shot to Jaejoong’s stomach.
“Yah! Why do you automatically assume that I’m the one who is knocked up?!” Jaejoong looked annoyed. “For your information the only time I can get Min to top is if it’s my birthday or something. Changmin LIKES to be the uke!”
“TOO MUCH INFORMATION!” Yunho was waving his hands again.
Jaejoong rolled his eyes. "Anyway, we thought you should know. About the baby."
“And now that you know about us” Min added with determination, "we won’t be hiding anymore.”
Chun looked suspicious. “Just what is that supposed to mean?”
Instead of answering Changmin grabbed Jaejoong and started kissing him to a loud chorus of “Eeeeewww!”
When he dropped to his knees and began undoing Jaejoong’s belt the other men bolted.
Snickering, Min and Jae watched their panicked exodus.
“You enjoyed that didn’t you?” Jaejoong lightly one-touched Changmin, but couldn’t keep the smile from his voice.
“You did too, don’t lie.” Changmin said as he got to his feet.
Jaejoong just smirked.
“You do realize, don’t you, that they won’t come out of their rooms for hours? They will be too afraid of what they might see.” Min said reaching for his lover and pulling him towards the now empty sofa.
Jaejoong’s look turned skeptical. “You’re not suggesting…..?”
Min grinned.
“Come on baby, I’ll even top. Maybe we can knock you up too.”
♥♥♥
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