So I came home to Corpus for the weekend... My brother clued me in on some very important information and made my fuckin' year:
Me: "You're a dork." Todd: "Do you even know what a dork is?" Me: "Duh, a dork." Todd: "No, a dork is really a whale's dick--I looked it up in the dictionary, Hallye."
"I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see."