don't drink near stairs

[ampdy]

On a recent Friday night I went party hopping in the apartments surrounding my university, and I consumed a moderately large amount of alcohol for a person of my size and tolerance. As a list of what I had: one shot of spiced rum, two shots of vodka, 1.5 shots of Bicardi 151 rum, and 1.5 shots of gin. I have had more alcohol than this before and

Comments

[iamamuffin]

You light up my life.

[paul_le_fou]

Save that message if you haven't deleted it already. I want to hear it.

it's actually pretty fucking funny

[ampdy]

sure thing

have we learned nothing?

[wild_yogurt]

Aww, hon, it makes my heart race to hear about it again. Scary. At least you were amply (I think) comforted two days later. I want to hear the message too, though you wouldn't let me before and it's probably not feasible from here. You really can't get enough out of this incident, can you? Humble duck, that's you. Watch now, you'll be old and notice that part of your head is missing from that night.

Just be careful, ok? And eat something! Right now!

Re: have we learned nothing?

[ampdy]

Aww, thanks, you. If you want to hear the message, I made an mp3 out of it.

I was definitely amply comforted.

Re: have we learned nothing?

[ultima9999]

Please post this in livejournal, OMFG.

Ha

[freudenmadlein]

cool story. send me the mp3. the.cunning.ham@gmail.com