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[ampdy]

so I took a little wine to class today, and my academic performance IMPROVED tremendously!

wine=-social anxiety=-apathy

apathy + social anxiety + 2(wine) + some basic academic aptitude = STAR STUDENT

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[iamamuffin]

Just before I read this I wrote about homework being like alcohol sometimes. And I love your equation.

Douche!!!!

[iheartsartre]

Hey loser,

I can't believe i have been sucked into livejournal. Hope everything is going well for you and that you're looking forward to next semester in.....DEUTSCHLAND!!!

apathy + social anxiety +2(wine)+ Andy=A-

Andy+ n(beer)+stairs+ 2(LAPD)=loss of consciousness + night in jail

Much love,

melissa