With these drinks I plan to collapse and forget
I think Ashley could help me get out of this rut.
Too bad she is partying.
This is the first time a bzoink account has been useful.
ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Arthur Bryson
Age:: 14
Height:: 6'?
Natural hair colour:: Brown
Eye colour:: Varies
Number of siblings:: 1
Glasses/contacts?:: If I want to
Piercings:: No
Tattoos:: No
Braces?:: No
FAVOURITE
Colour:: Black
Band:: Slowreader, Bright Eyes
Song:: Slowreader-Cold, Cold Death
Stuffed animal:: None
Video game:: Starcraft
TV show:: Daily Show
Movie:: Big Trouble
Book:: Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Divine Comedy
Food:: General Tso's Chicken
Game on a cell phone:: Metal Slug
CD cover:: Bright Eyes-Fevers And Mirrors
Flower:: Tulip
Scent:: Mary-Kate and Ashley
Animal:: Human
Comic book:: None
Cereal:: Count Chocula
Website:: LiveJournal
Cartoon:: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: No
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: No
Like to sing?:: Yes
Have a job?:: No
Have a cell phone?:: No
Like to play sports?:: No
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: Yes
Have a crush on someone?:: No
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: No
Have any special talents/skills?:: No
Excercise daily?:: No
Like school?:: No
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: No
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: No
Speak any other languages?:: Some German
Go a day without food?:: Yes
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yes
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes
Roll your tongue?:: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?:: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: Yes
Cried to get out of trouble?:: No
Gotten lost in your city?:: No
Seen a shooting star?:: Yes
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Yes
Had a serious surgery?:: Yes
Stolen something important to someone else?:: No
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Yes
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Yes
Cried over a girl?:: Yes
Cried over a boy?:: Yes
Kissed a random stranger?:: No
Hugged a random stranger?:: Yes
Been in a fist fight?:: No
Been arrested?:: No
Done drugs?:: What counts?
Had alcohol?:: Yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Maybe
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: No
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: No
Swore at your parents?:: Yes
Been to warped tour?:: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Yes
Been in love?:: Yes
Been close to love?:: Yes
Been to a casino?:: Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Yes
Broken a bone?:: Noe
Gotten stitches?:: Yes
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: No
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: No
Made homemade muffins?:: Yes
Bitten someone?:: Yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Yes
More than 5 times?:: No
Been to niagra falls?:: Yes
Burped in someones face?:: No
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yes
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: Morning
Went to the bathroom:: 20 minutes ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: Summer
Read a book:: A week ago
Had a snow day:: Years ago
Had a party:: Never
Had a slumber party:: Summer
Made fun of someone:: Yesterday
Tripped in front of someone:: Not sure
Went to the grocery store:: Not sure
Got sick:: I am
Cursed:: Today
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: Fruit
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: Off
TV/movie:: Movie
Car/truck:: Car
Body spray/lotion:: Spray
Cash/check:: Cash
Pillows/blankets:: Blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: Stomach
Paint/charcoal:: Paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: Chinese
Summer/winter:: Winter
Snow/rain:: Rain
Fog/misty:: Fog
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Boy/girl:: Girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: Vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing
Cake/pie:: Pie
French toast/french fries:: Fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: Blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: Pool
Hugs/kisses:: Kiss
Cookies/muffins:: Cookies
p33n/bewbz:: Fuck that
Wallet/pocket:: Wallet
Window/door:: Window
Emo/goth:: Emo
Pink/purple:: Fuck that
Cat/dog:: Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Short
Pants/shorts:: Pants
Winter break/spring break:: Winter
Spring/autumn:: Autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: Clouds
Moon/mars:: Moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: Some
What are their names?:: Tom Jones
Do you have a best friend?:: No
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: Yes
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: Not sure
Have you ever lost a friend?:: Yes
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: No
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: Too many
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: No
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: Not sure
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Not sure
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: Yup
What friend have you known the longest?:: Michael Durham
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: Yes
If so, what is it?:: A certain note
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: A lot
Do any of your friends drive?:: Yes
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: No
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: Big Red wrappers on my penis
What do you think your friends think of you?:: I don't know
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes
If you have, with who?:: Ashley
Are you single?:: No
Are you in a relationship?:: Yes
If so, for how long?:: 3 months 2 days
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: No
What is your idea of the best date?:: Alone
What was your first kiss like?:: Hockey rink
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: Not all the time
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: I won't get into it
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::
Have you ever been dumped?:: Yes
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yes
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: Insertion
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: Gay
Hat:: Beanie
Hard:: Cock
Free:: Bird
Space:: Man
Taste:: Bitter
Good charlotte:: Sucks
Red:: Sucks
Deep:: Purple
Heart:: Black
Cord:: Pain
Cheese:: Mild Cheddar
Rain:: Heavy
Work:: Sucks
Pedal:: Isaac
Head:: Ashley
Bed:: Sleep
Fluff:: Fat
Hardcore:: Erik
Race:: Midget
Knife:: Pig Sticker
Jump:: Van Halen
I....
am:: Blue
want:: Ashley
need:: Water
crave:: General Tso's Chicken
love:: Ashley
hate:: Kim
did:: Beat The Hammer Falls
feel:: Morose
miss:: Ashley
am annoyed by:: Punk
would rather:: Die?
am tired of:: This feeling
will always:: Eat animals
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Emo
What time is it now?:: 9:29
What day is it?:: The 28th of December
Whens the last time you called someone?:: About an hour ago
How much money do you have right now?:: 6 cents
Are you hungry?:: No
Whatcha doin?:: Listening to Bright Eyes
Do you like parades?:: Yes
Do you like the moon?:: Yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Post it in my journal
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: No
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Meat Vision
Have you ever had a picnic?:: Yes
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: No, my cousin did.
What about sock em boppers?:: No
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: No
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: No
pretty?:: No
sarcastic?:: Yes
lazy?:: Yes
hyper?:: No
friendly?:: No
evil?:: No
smart?:: Not really
strong?:: Not really
talented?:: No
dorky?:: Yes
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: Roo
skip:: Me
dance:: Billy
lonely:: Me
pen:: Me
flower:: Me
window:: Me
psycho:: Roo
brain freeze:: Roo
orange:: Me
sassy:: Mr. Overly
jelly:: Santa
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: For
love:: For
drunk drivers:: How else will they get home?
airplanes:: For
war:: For
canada:: For
united states:: For
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: For
school:: For
surveys:: For
parents:: For
cars:: For
killing:: Against
britney spears:: For
coffee:: For
pants:: For
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Yes
Play strip poker?:: Yes
Run away?:: No
Curse at a teacher?:: No
Not take a shower for a week?:: No
Ask someone out?:: Yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: No
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Yes
Go scuba diving?:: Yes
Write a book?:: Yes
Become a rockstar?:: Yes
Have casual sex?:: Yes
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: Nourishing Oasis
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Yesterday
What kind of computer do you have?:: Dell
What grade are you in?:: 9th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: No
Or just make out?:: Yes
How many posters do you have in your room?:: No
How many cds do you have?:: Like 50
What time is it now?:: 9:37
Too bad she is partying.
This is the first time a bzoink account has been useful.
ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Arthur Bryson
Age:: 14
Height:: 6'?
Natural hair colour:: Brown
Eye colour:: Varies
Number of siblings:: 1
Glasses/contacts?:: If I want to
Piercings:: No
Tattoos:: No
Braces?:: No
FAVOURITE
Colour:: Black
Band:: Slowreader, Bright Eyes
Song:: Slowreader-Cold, Cold Death
Stuffed animal:: None
Video game:: Starcraft
TV show:: Daily Show
Movie:: Big Trouble
Book:: Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Divine Comedy
Food:: General Tso's Chicken
Game on a cell phone:: Metal Slug
CD cover:: Bright Eyes-Fevers And Mirrors
Flower:: Tulip
Scent:: Mary-Kate and Ashley
Animal:: Human
Comic book:: None
Cereal:: Count Chocula
Website:: LiveJournal
Cartoon:: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: No
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: No
Like to sing?:: Yes
Have a job?:: No
Have a cell phone?:: No
Like to play sports?:: No
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: Yes
Have a crush on someone?:: No
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: No
Have any special talents/skills?:: No
Excercise daily?:: No
Like school?:: No
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: No
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: No
Speak any other languages?:: Some German
Go a day without food?:: Yes
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yes
Read music, not just tabs?:: Yes
Roll your tongue?:: Yes
Eat a whole pizza?:: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: Yes
Cried to get out of trouble?:: No
Gotten lost in your city?:: No
Seen a shooting star?:: Yes
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Yes
Had a serious surgery?:: Yes
Stolen something important to someone else?:: No
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Yes
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: Yes
Cried over a girl?:: Yes
Cried over a boy?:: Yes
Kissed a random stranger?:: No
Hugged a random stranger?:: Yes
Been in a fist fight?:: No
Been arrested?:: No
Done drugs?:: What counts?
Had alcohol?:: Yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Maybe
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: No
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: No
Swore at your parents?:: Yes
Been to warped tour?:: Yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: Yes
Been in love?:: Yes
Been close to love?:: Yes
Been to a casino?:: Yes
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Yes
Broken a bone?:: Noe
Gotten stitches?:: Yes
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: No
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: No
Made homemade muffins?:: Yes
Bitten someone?:: Yes
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: Yes
More than 5 times?:: No
Been to niagra falls?:: Yes
Burped in someones face?:: No
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yes
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: Morning
Went to the bathroom:: 20 minutes ago
Saw a movie in theaters:: Summer
Read a book:: A week ago
Had a snow day:: Years ago
Had a party:: Never
Had a slumber party:: Summer
Made fun of someone:: Yesterday
Tripped in front of someone:: Not sure
Went to the grocery store:: Not sure
Got sick:: I am
Cursed:: Today
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: Fruit
Black/white:: Black
Lights on/lights off:: Off
TV/movie:: Movie
Car/truck:: Car
Body spray/lotion:: Spray
Cash/check:: Cash
Pillows/blankets:: Blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: Stomach
Paint/charcoal:: Paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: Chinese
Summer/winter:: Winter
Snow/rain:: Rain
Fog/misty:: Fog
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Boy/girl:: Girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: Vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing
Cake/pie:: Pie
French toast/french fries:: Fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: Blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: Pool
Hugs/kisses:: Kiss
Cookies/muffins:: Cookies
p33n/bewbz:: Fuck that
Wallet/pocket:: Wallet
Window/door:: Window
Emo/goth:: Emo
Pink/purple:: Fuck that
Cat/dog:: Cat
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Short
Pants/shorts:: Pants
Winter break/spring break:: Winter
Spring/autumn:: Autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: Clouds
Moon/mars:: Moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: Some
What are their names?:: Tom Jones
Do you have a best friend?:: No
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: Yes
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: Not sure
Have you ever lost a friend?:: Yes
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: No
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: Too many
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: No
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: Not sure
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Not sure
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: Yup
What friend have you known the longest?:: Michael Durham
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: Yes
If so, what is it?:: A certain note
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: A lot
Do any of your friends drive?:: Yes
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: No
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: Big Red wrappers on my penis
What do you think your friends think of you?:: I don't know
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: Yes
If you have, with who?:: Ashley
Are you single?:: No
Are you in a relationship?:: Yes
If so, for how long?:: 3 months 2 days
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: No
What is your idea of the best date?:: Alone
What was your first kiss like?:: Hockey rink
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: Not all the time
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: I won't get into it
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?::
Have you ever been dumped?:: Yes
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yes
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: Insertion
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: Gay
Hat:: Beanie
Hard:: Cock
Free:: Bird
Space:: Man
Taste:: Bitter
Good charlotte:: Sucks
Red:: Sucks
Deep:: Purple
Heart:: Black
Cord:: Pain
Cheese:: Mild Cheddar
Rain:: Heavy
Work:: Sucks
Pedal:: Isaac
Head:: Ashley
Bed:: Sleep
Fluff:: Fat
Hardcore:: Erik
Race:: Midget
Knife:: Pig Sticker
Jump:: Van Halen
I....
am:: Blue
want:: Ashley
need:: Water
crave:: General Tso's Chicken
love:: Ashley
hate:: Kim
did:: Beat The Hammer Falls
feel:: Morose
miss:: Ashley
am annoyed by:: Punk
would rather:: Die?
am tired of:: This feeling
will always:: Eat animals
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Emo
What time is it now?:: 9:29
What day is it?:: The 28th of December
Whens the last time you called someone?:: About an hour ago
How much money do you have right now?:: 6 cents
Are you hungry?:: No
Whatcha doin?:: Listening to Bright Eyes
Do you like parades?:: Yes
Do you like the moon?:: Yes
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: Post it in my journal
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: No
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Meat Vision
Have you ever had a picnic?:: Yes
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: No, my cousin did.
What about sock em boppers?:: No
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: No
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: No
pretty?:: No
sarcastic?:: Yes
lazy?:: Yes
hyper?:: No
friendly?:: No
evil?:: No
smart?:: Not really
strong?:: Not really
talented?:: No
dorky?:: Yes
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: Roo
skip:: Me
dance:: Billy
lonely:: Me
pen:: Me
flower:: Me
window:: Me
psycho:: Roo
brain freeze:: Roo
orange:: Me
sassy:: Mr. Overly
jelly:: Santa
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: For
love:: For
drunk drivers:: How else will they get home?
airplanes:: For
war:: For
canada:: For
united states:: For
rock music:: For
gay marriage:: For
school:: For
surveys:: For
parents:: For
cars:: For
killing:: Against
britney spears:: For
coffee:: For
pants:: For
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: Yes
Play strip poker?:: Yes
Run away?:: No
Curse at a teacher?:: No
Not take a shower for a week?:: No
Ask someone out?:: Yes
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: No
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Yes
Go scuba diving?:: Yes
Write a book?:: Yes
Become a rockstar?:: Yes
Have casual sex?:: Yes
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: Nourishing Oasis
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Yesterday
What kind of computer do you have?:: Dell
What grade are you in?:: 9th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: No
Or just make out?:: Yes
How many posters do you have in your room?:: No
How many cds do you have?:: Like 50
What time is it now?:: 9:37