Snakes on a Brain

[amrjn1]

I want to post long, eloquent passages on television, alternate realities, and surprise parties. Given time pressures, I instead will post about this interesting hypothesis on parallel evolution.

This, in turn, will allow me to say that I'm TIRED OF THESE MOTHER^%*&ING SNAKES!!!

Comments

[says_bomb]

Snakes didn't evolve onto planes, they were put there intelligently by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, beyotch!

Awright..that's packing a lot of obscure cultural references into one sentence even for me

[priscillapuck]

I forgot to mention...seriously... did you see the news story about the python that swallowed a king-sized electric blanket _and_ the control box?

I know this sounds like the beginning of a "great" joke... 100 stitches later, I don't think the snake is laughing.

You, however, must be aching for that nickel. ;^)