Hahahaha

[amsalliecat]

While searching the job postings at a legitimate local newspaper's website, I found this ad. Mind you, this was NOT in the personals section, it was in the JOBS section

Comments

[themuzition]

that person is looking for prostitutes (and he is a pimp), porn stars, or people he can pay for sex. It's very much a job ad, but not your normal job.

[kyrhaedren]

The really important part is that they graduate high school, though. Dropouts need not apply!

[capt_hornblower]

indeed, in my harem, dropouts are not allowed!