Pirate Meme 2.

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Jack Spicer [older!AU] || Xiaolin Showdown

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6, oh god wat.

[raisedaprincess]

[Hey, Captain Jack? That Princess you kidnapped? She found the rum. She has a large and mostly-empty bottle dangling dangerously in her hand, and a very sloppy smile on her face as she approaches.

Have fun with that.]

Lol X)

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[The captain in unamused. >|] Tsk. How did you get out? Let's get you back to your cabin.

[raisedaprincess]

Ohhhh, nonono. I don' wan' to.

I am goin' to stay out here, where it's e'citing.

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[He tries to pluck the bottle from your hand.] It doesn't matter what you want, you're my prisoner. [He says this in the most officious manner imaginable.]

And it's far too exciting for princesses. You belong in your cabin.

[raisedaprincess]

[She tries to keep the bottle in her hand, but she's kind of failing at coordination right now.]

You can' tell me what t'do! 'M a princess. I wanna stay out here.

With you.

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[He keeps trying for the bottle.] Well, I'm the captain. And onboard ship, captain trumps everything. So there.

[And then he stops.] Wait, what? Why?

[raisedaprincess]

[She eventually decides the easiest way to keep the bottle away from him is to get it behind his back. Specifically, by hugging him.]

Yer kin'a pretty...

[bot_builder]

[He stiffens in... alarm? Is he alarmed? He's not sure. Dang it, he never knows what to do when people touch him and it's not hitting or kicking. He only partially registers what you said, and focuses on trying to remove your arms. >|] Yes, yes you're very pretty too--[and then he realizes what he's saying and he flushes slightly, then linefaces even harder]--and very drunk, let's just get you back to your cabin.

[raisedaprincess]

[She gives in to his removal of her arms, and leans back, smirking at him.]

Are you tryin' t'get me in my cabin... With you?

My internet's being weird ;;

[bot_builder]

[He sputters! Why would he--why would you--] Am not! [He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.] Why are you being so difficult?

... If I say "yes," will that make you easier to deal with?

Awww, I'm sorry!

[raisedaprincess]

[A giggle.]

Yes. Prob'ly. I'unno.

[Give her a second to think.]

Yes. C'mon. We're goin' t'm'cabin.

[bot_builder]

[He gives a very resigned sigh and escorts you to your cabin.] You better sober up before your father ponies up the ransom.

[raisedaprincess]

Aw, not yet. This's fun. Pirates 'n'... Stuff.

[Arm-tug, arm-tug. She wants you to go inside with her, Jack.]

[bot_builder]

[He smirks at you.] I was under the impression your kingdom didn't take such a kind view of us pirates.

[He sighs again and lets you tug him inside. Boy, he sure is reluctant to be alone with a pretty girl.]

[raisedaprincess]

But th' ocean's so pretty.

[She giggles again and then grabs him in another hug, this one more affectionate than strategic.]

Y'mus' like it, too, 'cause yer a cap'n 'n' all...