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Aug 09, 2011 16:04

Tifa missed the awkward sex meme. She's posting her people here and you'd better thread with her X ( Read more... )

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autophoenix August 9 2011, 23:04:10 UTC
3/5 illjustdieagain August 9 2011, 23:12:30 UTC
[Nathan is moseying down to third base when he takes a minute to look around Claire's room and wonder ...]

What the fuck is it with you and all the teddy bears?

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autophoenix August 9 2011, 23:41:59 UTC
Shut up! My mom is gonna hear you. [ There's a whiny noise as her hips squirm underneath him, trying to remind him that hey! Nubile young cheerleader! Waiting for third base, right here. But, no. He's focused on teddy bears. She props herself up on her elbows and gives him a narrow look as she answers in a hushed voice. ] They're from my dad.

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illjustdieagain August 9 2011, 23:48:03 UTC
[IKR IT'S LIKE HIS DREAM COME TRUE BUT ....... ] I feel like there's a whole furry audience watchin' me. Don't you have a blanket you can drape over that shit or something?

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aboutdestiny August 9 2011, 23:04:21 UTC
3/2 intuitivelyapt August 9 2011, 23:18:19 UTC
[He's rummaging through Peter's sexy drawer.] All the lubricants you have in here are flavored.

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aboutdestiny August 9 2011, 23:43:27 UTC
[ His sexy drawer is in a box with a toilet brush. ... Not really. Bedside table. ] I didn't realize you were that adversed to artificial strawberry.

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intuitivelyapt August 9 2011, 23:48:58 UTC
[Good because that would be unsanitary. Geez Peter.] I'm allergic. [DUH.]

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electricutioner August 9 2011, 23:04:31 UTC

herohag August 9 2011, 23:04:41 UTC
1/2 freevoicing August 9 2011, 23:22:15 UTC
[he looks into the pool and then back at chloe like "gurl. gurl. are you serious rn. are you seriously trying to drag my paraplegic ass into the water."]

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herohag August 9 2011, 23:45:39 UTC
[ She waits for a minute to stare at his reaction and then rolls her eyes. ]

I'm not trying to kill you. There are stairs. Completely safe. [ She steps into the water, shivering at the cold and folding her arms over her naked chest, slooowly sinking into it away from him. ] Come on. If you don't get in here before Arthur's back, we're going to have a lot of explaining to do.

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freevoicing August 9 2011, 23:51:00 UTC
[No. The stare is not letting up.]

Are you trying to torture me? [By being so far away and naked and in water while I am ... over here ;_; ]

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miseternity August 9 2011, 23:04:50 UTC
II/I. deathandgin August 11 2011, 23:22:19 UTC
[He'd gone in knowing it was dangerous. If only he had the excuse of being an drensline junkie or a masochist. Alaric, unfortunately, was neither.

He was good at making bad decisions, though.

He sat up abruptly in the bed, brows knotted with pain, cradling a hand to his chest.]

I think you broke my wrist.

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miseternity August 12 2011, 02:38:21 UTC
[ Damon frowns as Alaric sits up, because that makes him sit up too and he doesn't get to be all sexy anymore. He's just annoyed. ] And I think you're being a whiner. We'll deal with it later. You're talking too much. [ He leans in and bites lightly -- all human teeth, don't worry -- at Alaric's neck, sliding one hand around his waist to pull him up closer to Damon's body. And, hopefully, distract him from whatever pain is making him act like such a bitch. ]

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deathandgin August 12 2011, 07:05:14 UTC
[Damon went to the wrong school of fun times if he thinks breaking bones is being sexy.

Look at his wrist. LOOK HOW BRUISED IT IS. It's purple. And it kind of hurts like a bitch. He should be ashamed.

Otherwise, Alaric is going to elbow him in the face if he doesn't stop trying to continue to be sexy.] I'm serious. Look at this bruise. Do you think I would have stopped if I thought it was just a pinched goddamn nerve?

[This is actually only worrying because that means he would be unable to shoot, which was his main way of... not dying.]

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