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[illjustdieagain]

What the fuck do brothers do?

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[regeneracy]

If you have one, shouldn't you know the answer to that already?

[illjustdieagain]

He just showed up! He came to see me all like, I'm your brother, Nathan. But I haven't got a brother. So I was like, what the fuck? But I guess he's my brother. So I'm tryin' to figure out what to do. You know, if I need to ... take dance lessons or something.

[regeneracy]

I spend most of my time wishing my brother didn't exist. Maybe you should start there.

[illjustdieagain]

He's all right, I guess. Excluding that whole ... hitting our dad with a toaster and hiding him in the boot of his car thing. Not that he didn't deserve it, but talk about first impressions.

[slayerdom]

Brother ... things? I don't know. Watch football or some other overly touchy sport or something.

[illjustdieagain]

Too gay. I didn't say anything about touching shit.

[slayerdom]

Watch football. Not play it. No touching involved.

[illjustdieagain]

Sorry, still looking for something a little less gay.

[toseebeyond]

Why do you ask?

[illjustdieagain]

For fun. [ he gives kurt a bitchy little "are you for real???" face.] I just discovered I've got one, that's why.

[toseebeyond]

[he smiles back, not put off] I cannot speak for brothers, but I discovered once that I had a sister I did not know about.

[illjustdieagain]

Yeah? What did you do about it, then?

[zombiefree]

... Why?

[illjustdieagain]

Why not? That's the question we should be asking here.

[zombiefree]

No, I think the question we really should be asking is why do you care what brothers do?

[illjustdieagain]

Because I just found out I've got one and I want to be the best big brother I can be. Is your inquisition over now?