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aboobooprince in amusebox

one jump ahead of the lawmen

Oct 03, 2011 17:00

Who: Aladdin & Open
What: Aladdin gets up to mischief
When/Where: Gumdrop Meadows... the FIVE YEARS GONE edition. Except more like... one year. They've all been living there that long, yep. Things are darker in... Disney terms, which means no one is a stripper. Probably. They're all just fat. From too much candy. J/k Aladdin still looks ( Read more... )

who: aladdin | aboobooprince, !open, [verse] gumdrop meadows

Comments 19

beourprisoner October 4 2011, 02:11:45 UTC

[The cops? You're worried about the cops?

You should be worried about the giant hairy BEAST with rage issues who has been following Aladdin around ever since he saw the guy attempt to steal his precious rose.

And he's a lot faster than the police. And growling and advancing on Aladdin from the other side.]

Never go near my rose.

aboobooprince October 13 2011, 17:53:51 UTC

Whoa, hey... Let's us, not be too hasty here... [Escape route, escape route] I'm sure this is all just a misunderstanding...

missedaspot October 4 2011, 02:31:21 UTC

[Wow those cops sure are going after Aladdin. Good thing Phoebus is such a kind and loving hero to the people. You're not a sexy gypsy girl, but hey, nobody's perfect.

He rides his horse straight into the path of the police, leaving the police to hilariously crash into it. He then looks down at Aladdin with his charming asshole smile.]

Trouble, citizen?

aboobooprince October 13 2011, 17:55:22 UTC

[Aladdin's not sure whether this guy's on his side or not, but he tends to err on the side of ... not]

No, no. Just taking a stroll... [Someone yells in the distance: "STOP THAT THIEF!"]

whatoncewashers October 4 2011, 03:07:06 UTC

[YOU KNOW WHAT, ALADDIN? FLYNN NEVER USED THE WORD "YES." HE SAID "UH" AS A PRECURSOR TO "FUCK NO" AND YOU INTERPRETED IT AS A YES. NEVER MIND THAT HE WAS GOING TO DO THE SAME TO YOU. Dammit. He hates it when his plans fail.

Either way, Flynn has... Just gotten candy-CANED (ba-dump-tish) and learned the hard way why you don't bring gumdrop frying pans to candy cane fights, but he has emerged victorious with... Half a gumdrop frying pan (those things aren't very sturdy) and a candy cane nightstick in tow.

Which he uses to hook Aladdin mid-run and yank him into an alley.

'Sup broseidon. This isn't as rapey as it looks. If Flynn were planning to preview what prison would be like for them, he would probably look less deadpan, but just as sticky.]

We need to talk about our partnership.

aboobooprince October 13 2011, 17:56:56 UTC

[Aladdin is yanked hilariously off his feet, making a hurk sound and then rubbing at his neck as he comes to a stop.

And sees Flynn.

O-oh.]

I was under the impression that was a very... loose... term.

whatoncewashers October 13 2011, 20:59:09 UTC

What? Because we didn't spit in our hands and shake on it? If there's no honor amongst thieves in a land made of candy, then what hope is there? [Yes, he's laying it on thick. BE GUILTY, AL. BE GUILTY. Flynn will just be a lying liar that lies.]

aboobooprince October 24 2011, 14:56:01 UTC

Look, we've got bigger things to worry about right now. [he gestures with a hand about a foot over his head] Bigger, hairier, angrier things.