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[slayerisms]

Osiris, here lies the warrior of the people. Let her cross over. Osiris, let her cross over. Osiris, release her!

[ Buffy gasped as air was suddenly forced back into her lungs. As life was suddenly forced back into her body, stuffed and crammed like a tent that no longer fit back into its case. She had the acute feeling of suffocating despite

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[illjustdieagain]

[Those literal loan sharks would never find Nathan here in this cemetery -- he hoped. Especially with all the fires and rioting -- which were not his fault for once, amazingly. What was it with the loan sharks, anyway? How was he supposed to know rolling a seven on a six-sided die was impossible? Mathematics were never his strong suit. And who dealt in kittens??? It was all fucked up bullshit. While ducked behind some random gravestone, he took a moment to catch his breath.

When holy fuck, was something coming out of the ground in front of him? Did he step onto the set of some zombie movie? WHY DID HE EVER SET FOOT IN SUNNYDALE?

Hence, Buffy was greeted back to the living world with a hearty Irish scream.]

[slayerisms]

[ Too bad Buffy's mental processes are pretty much maxing out at fire bad, living painful right about now. When Nathan screams, she doubles over, covering her ears with her hands as she whips her head around to look back at him. What the fuck, son??? You can't just go around screaming at people. Which Buffy would tell him if she weren't at caveman status of verbosity right now. So instead she just looks scandalized and horrified by his existence and the awful noise coming out of his mouth. ]

[illjustdieagain]

[He's still going to keep talking to her like she is perfectly capable of having this conversation ... ] What the fuck? You -- you're too sexy to be a zombie. And not butch-looking enough to be Uma Thurman. What's with the ... [he gestures to the ground] how'd you pull that off?

[slayerdom]

[ She looks down at the ground when he gestures, and then scrambles the rest of the way out of it, crawling like she's one of those wild children from National Geographic shows. Or, Fred Burkle a few months ago. She looks between Nathan and the ground, then down at her hands, which are all cut up and bloodied.

Seriously, you might as well be trying to get through to early stages Tarzan, she's not going to pull words out of her ass anytime now. And in Buffy vision, Nathan is pretty much a fire-breathing demon who wants to wear her intestines as a sarape. ]