Eat your heart out, Gomer Pyle! ! !

You scored as Marine/Corpsman. You are one of the few the proud the marines. You will operate from the sea, and make amphibious assaults often. You are superior to all other soldiers, and with your rifle, your squad mates, and the hundreds of support units available, you will overcome and defeat your enemies.

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Who said that grown men don't cry needs their head examined!!!


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I did not know that I was this vulgar and matched Johnny Knoxville! ! !

the Idiot Savant

(39% dark, 69% spontaneous, 61% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to ( Read more... )

OK, I was just on the Kentucky New Era's website and I see this story about a man who is currently in Vanderbilt Hospital due to bicycle injuries.  This is were it gets interesting...K.S.P. (Kentucky State Police) said that the rider "suffered minor injuries."  The father of the victim said that was wrong.  The guy has facial injuries suffered in ( Read more... )

Well..I guess I am Hell on wheels when it comes to violence!!!!! he...he...he


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HEAVEN LEVEL 2
Raw score: 4%

You scored the highest possible goodness rating on this test! Your intentions are pure and admirable! For you, sex is a spiritual outlet; it is a loving threesome involving you, your partner, and God.

My guess is that you are a Christian. If you're just considering Christianity, great news: you qualify! It is ( Read more... )

O.K.  I went to the party for Chris and Jessica on Ft. Campbell last night...here is the breakdown:

I went to the visitor's center to get a pass.  I did not understand the deal with the registration.  I thought maybe it was my title......WRONG! ! ! !  They actually wanted registration that the vehicle was registered in my name. So I had to go back ( Read more... )

1. Where did we meet:
2. Take a stab at my middle name:
3. How long have you known me:
4. When is the last time we saw each other:
5. Do I smoke:
6. Do I believe in God:
7. When you first saw me what was your impression:
8. My age:
9. Birthday:
10. Color hair:
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12. Do I have any siblings:
13. Have you ever been jealous of me:
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Ok....I was at www.fark.com a few minutes ago and I saw this article about a kid who was busted for being drunk and burning an American Flag.  I do not know what K.R.S. (Kentucky Revised Statue)  says what type of offense this is but I found out by the comments made that it is a Class A Misdemeanor in the state of Tennessee.  Here is the link for ( Read more... )

Well, this update is gonna be short, sweet and to the point (Hell...get to the point...dippy):

I found out last night when I called the circuit court clerk's office and found out that all the jurors do not have to report on Monday.  I was thinking woohoo....I do not have to go through the agonizing pain of going through the same process like I did ( Read more... )