Dear Battlestar Galactica,
WHAT. THE CRAP.
Ellen??? SERIOUSLY?!?!?! Are you fucking insane?? And how the heck did Starbuck crash and come back?
Current family theories:
1) Starbuck went through a time warp and actually found her own body.
2) Starbuck did not go through a time warp and found a body made to look like her own.
3) There are actually 13 skinjob models to match with the 13 colonies, and Starbuck is the final cylon.
4) EVERYONE is actually a cylon BECAUSE AT THIS POINT IT WOULD FIT PERFECTLY.
Right now I'm thinking that maybe who the "unawakened" cylons mate with before they're activated means something.
Boomer - Chief Tyrol (Boomer was in love with Galen before she realized she was a Cylon and only fell for Helo after she was activated and ordered to mate with him)
Tigh - Ellen (Married before Tigh was activated-- did Ellen know she was a cylon? I find that hard to believe)
Anders - Starbuck (I'm sorry, I am unconvinced that Starbuck is not a cylon. If so, she is the only unactivated cylon to carry on a relationship with a non-cylon (Lee), which, if she is an unknown (and conceivably different) 13th cylon, would fit.
I love you, but these head games are not cool.
<3 A