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Detroit Electronic Music Festival - 2001
Dan (then Scat), Amy, and Alex as babies.


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My puppy always gets into my roommate's stuff and I find myself picking up underwear, socks, or vanilla-flavored lubricant and throwing it back into the owners' respective rooms. This morning I heard Roxanne push open someone's door and then it was silent which usually means she's getting into trouble. I gave it a minute and all of a sudden I heard ( Read more... )

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After a long, mediocre shift at the bar, I somehow agreed to drive a very intoxicated gay guy and his fag hag (even more shitfaced) to Mongolian BBQ so they could get their car and drive home. On the way to my car she kept drunkenly stumbling over and in the short ride from the bar to Washington St. the broad kept repeating that I was their what I ( Read more... )

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( One night we were jumping in the hall. )

OK and also

In Louisiana,

there was one night when a black man made me a bracelet on my wrist with his penis.
The same penis bound my boyfriend's and my hands together in unity.

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