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All right kids, this is what we're working with:
And this is the obstacle:
I swear I am perpetually pregnant. 23 years pregnant. I get the weirdest cravings at the weirdest times. I woke up at 10 after taking a long nap and thought BURRITO. I tried to fight it, and I actually did for awhile, I even drove straight by Taco Bell after having too many visions of 900 pound women in string bikinis in my head, but after some driving around I figured fukkit, I haven't eaten all day and I'm not going to gain a ridiculous amount of weight because of a single burrito.
So moral of the story, is that burrito always wins. ALWAYS.
Oh, and I bought that dress today. Well, shirt that turns into a dress when you buy it two sizes up. Hallelujah! Now I have to find shoes, though knowing me I'll get frustrated and settle for flops anyway.
And this is the obstacle:
I swear I am perpetually pregnant. 23 years pregnant. I get the weirdest cravings at the weirdest times. I woke up at 10 after taking a long nap and thought BURRITO. I tried to fight it, and I actually did for awhile, I even drove straight by Taco Bell after having too many visions of 900 pound women in string bikinis in my head, but after some driving around I figured fukkit, I haven't eaten all day and I'm not going to gain a ridiculous amount of weight because of a single burrito.
So moral of the story, is that burrito always wins. ALWAYS.
Oh, and I bought that dress today. Well, shirt that turns into a dress when you buy it two sizes up. Hallelujah! Now I have to find shoes, though knowing me I'll get frustrated and settle for flops anyway.