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really good song by Lilly Allen called Lilly Allen "Knock 'Em Out"
Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone
You're just doing your own thing and someone comes out the blue.
They're like,
"Alright"
What you saying,
"Yea can I take your digits?"
And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty
Please leave me alone."
Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,
Clocks this bird and she looks ok,
She caught him looking and she walks his way,
"Alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Err no. but I was thinking about buying one for your friend.."
She's got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but
Her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"
"Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture."
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Oh yea, actuallly I'm pregnant, having a baby in like
6 months so no, and yeah, yeah....
"I recognise this guy..."
That's what she's thinking
As he walks over her face starts sinking,
She's like
"Oh here we go.."
It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking
"They're all the same."
"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yea what's
Your name?"
She looks in her bag takes out a fag, tries to get away
From the guy on a blag, can't find a light,
"Here use mine"
"You see the thing is I just don't have the time."
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Get away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a million years
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire,
I've got herpes, err no, I've got syphilis
Another really good song of hers called Lilly Allen "Nan You're a window shopper"
The bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better
Chorus
Nan you're a window shopper
Takin a look but you never buy
Nan your a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan your a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan your a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses cos without 'em you can't see
It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
You done your christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
You're coverd all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
Your heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Balls are rollin rollin rollin
You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
Chorus
Nan you're a window shopper
Takin a look but you never buy
Nan your a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan your a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan your a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You're walkin down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to bingo
Its become an obsession
So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
Your saving 50p but wha do you want with tampons
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah it's got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley
It's sad how your rollin rollin rollin
Chorus
Nan you're a window shopper
Takin a look but you never buy
Nan your a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan your a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan your a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive Thats to the beat of 50cents Window Shopper lol it's really funny
As far as Stan and the whole home front is going...it's ok I guess still thinking about throwing him against the wall and kissing him but I'm still in my shell and can't really do that lol. Tootlez for now
Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone
You're just doing your own thing and someone comes out the blue.
They're like,
"Alright"
What you saying,
"Yea can I take your digits?"
And you're like, "no not in a million years, you're nasty
Please leave me alone."
Cut to the pub on a lads night out,
Man at the bar cos it was his shout,
Clocks this bird and she looks ok,
She caught him looking and she walks his way,
"Alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Err no. but I was thinking about buying one for your friend.."
She's got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but
Her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"
"Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture."
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Oh yea, actuallly I'm pregnant, having a baby in like
6 months so no, and yeah, yeah....
"I recognise this guy..."
That's what she's thinking
As he walks over her face starts sinking,
She's like
"Oh here we go.."
It's a routine check that she already knows, she's thinking
"They're all the same."
"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yea what's
Your name?"
She looks in her bag takes out a fag, tries to get away
From the guy on a blag, can't find a light,
"Here use mine"
"You see the thing is I just don't have the time."
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Get away now, let me go,
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
Go away now I've made myself clear,
Nah it's not gonna happen,
Not in a million years
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Chorus
You can't knock em out, you can't walk away,
Try desperately to think of the politest was to say,
Just get out my face, just leave me alone,
And no you can't have my number,
"Why?"
Because I lost my phone.
Nah I've gotta go cos my house is on fire,
I've got herpes, err no, I've got syphilis
Another really good song of hers called Lilly Allen "Nan You're a window shopper"
The bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better
Chorus
Nan you're a window shopper
Takin a look but you never buy
Nan your a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan your a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan your a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses cos without 'em you can't see
It's funny how I come round your house and I'm 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everything's got a label
You done your christmas shopping and we're only in April
And you won't leave your house unless you're wearing your thermals
You're coverd all in cat hair and you're stinking like Strepsils
Your heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Balls are rollin rollin rollin
You can't walk right coz things aren't what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
Chorus
Nan you're a window shopper
Takin a look but you never buy
Nan your a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan your a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan your a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You're walkin down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to bingo
Its become an obsession
So weary of the kids when their wearin' their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think it's a stick up
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
Your saving 50p but wha do you want with tampons
Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah it's got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend your shopping with your trolley
It's sad how your rollin rollin rollin
Chorus
Nan you're a window shopper
Takin a look but you never buy
Nan your a window shopper
You won't pick it up if it's over a fiver
Nan your a window shopper
Get on the bus coz you still can't drive
Nan your a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive Thats to the beat of 50cents Window Shopper lol it's really funny
As far as Stan and the whole home front is going...it's ok I guess still thinking about throwing him against the wall and kissing him but I'm still in my shell and can't really do that lol. Tootlez for now