To Be Filed Under the FUCKING HILARIOUS AS HELL Category...Sixteen Candles has wound up in cable, on AMC. (American Movie Classics, for all you unschooled hombres out there.) In the scene where Farmer Ted makes the bet with Cliff that he will nail Samantha - in the original screen version, they shake hands, and Farmer Ted says, "No problem, ( Read more... )

- I still have a headache. Dammit ( Read more... )

My head aches with anticipation; anticipation of the next few days to come. This anticipation is not that of the excited variety, but of the mournful and sad variety. My Grandma Brady has been battling multiple myeloma for the last almost 2 years. She was diagnosed approximately 2 weeks after her husband, my grandfather, passed away. Earlier ( Read more... )

If you get the chance, and can find it anywhere, you should download Ani's remake of "When Dove's Cry." So smooooooth, so enigmatic really. It tends to make me feel all meditate-ish and mellows me out. Makes me want to take one of my "drives." Speaking of Ani, my blackhole of a car somehow managed to swallow up my darn copy of Educated Guess ( Read more... )

I haven't been sleeping good the last few nights. I attribute that, though, to the monthly visitor. I tend to toss and turn like that when she is around. I did, though, have a strange dream last night. I dreamt that I had underwent gastric bypass surgery. I had instantly lost a whole ton of weight, but all my skin was saggy and loose, and I ( Read more... )

I spy with my two green eyes ( Read more... )

Tired. Can't sleep. (clowns will eat me.) Smoking cigarettes and eating Raisin Bran ( Read more... )

Just got done watching THE best horror film in the history of all horror films ( Read more... )

To do's before this weekend (or sooner, or later ( Read more... )

Okay, so... Like, totally.

HA! Okay, we all know (or at least, NOW YOU DO) that I LOVE playing Mike's Tyson's Punch-Out online. I've quickly became the addict I once used to be.

Well, upon playing said game last night, I made a startling, yet amusing revelation.
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PISTON HONDA LOOKS JUST LIKE cz_journal!!!!!!


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